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POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
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Author:  Snaxocaster [ Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:57 pm ]
Post subject:  POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
It's come to my attention I don't believe I've eaten since sometime very early Sunday morning.

However, I posit the above question to you. Do they qualify as foodstuffs? What say you?
Author:  Unstrung [ Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
Booze certainly does count as nourishment in my books.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Mon Sep 06, 2010 9:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
It has calories. It's made from vegeables. (Could you make booze from meat? :idea: ) Therefore, it's good for both man and beast.
Author:  Sardocasm [ Tue Sep 07, 2010 6:27 am ]
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Of course it's food. Just look at super models and any number of poets/writers/painters.
Author:  torgeot [ Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
Herr Doktor has a point. While I have given up cigs, the other two are a staple of my diet, and I believe my body would fall apart without such so it must be foodstuffs.
Author:  Bass_Destroyer [ Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:59 am ]
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I don't think so. I consider them more of a 'supplement' than an actual meal. Even though I have gone lengths of time sustaining my body only on alcohol and cigarettes (might as well throw energy drinks into the mix as well) I don't consider them a meal at all.
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
Survival of the fittest.
Author:  Broseidon [ Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
I want a cigarette.
Coffee sounds good too.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
That sounds tasty. Perhaps a nice porter to go with it too. The flavors work well together.

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Author:  GnarlySheen [ Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
Jeeze , Im really worried about you guys! Do you know what this stuff is doing to your heart? Cmon! Get it together! We cant just live like this every single day. Youre killing yourselvesssssssssssssssss AAAAHHHH.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
Yeah we can. :idk: I do have to tone it down a bit when I know I have to work in the morning, but I figure the time off does me some minuscule bit of good. :beer:
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
I said that in the most womanly tone you can hear. Im obvi kidding. Drink away.
Author:  torgeot [ Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
We have new coffee machine at work. Now I usually brew my own here, but they got some new fangled Starbucks machine. I'm not too crazy about Starbucks, other than it's strong, but this machine is not bad. Not bad at all. It fresh grinds and make a very strong dark roast. I can live with this.
Author:  metalfanat1c [ Wed Sep 08, 2010 3:55 pm ]
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Food. For sure. I've survived for weeks straight on nothing but coffee, cigarettes, and cheap booze. Of course, for the weeks after, I felt like shit. But that point is notwithstanding.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
GnarlySheen wrote:
I said that in the most womanly tone you can hear. Im obvi kidding. Drink away.


Knowing who it's coming from, yeah, I know yer jus' fuckin' around. :lol:

That being said, I think sometimes it's funnier to respond with a totally straight-faced answer to an obvious joke question statement.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
torgeot wrote:
We have new coffee machine at work. Now I usually brew my own here, but they got some new fangled Starbucks machine. I'm not too crazy about Starbucks, other than it's strong, but this machine is not bad. Not bad at all. It fresh grinds and make a very strong dark roast. I can live with this.


Asseptable. The strength is apparently why the cops go to Starbucks instead of the IMO superior coffee shop across the street, where I am currently acquiring caffeination post-work and pre-rehearsal.

That and the parking. They just park wherever the fuck they want in the Starbucks lot, even non-spaces, where it's kinda a hassle to park here.
Author:  El-Todgo [ Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Coffee, Cigarettes and Alcohol- food or not food?
Strong coffee is no use if it tastes like shit :red:

I've been drinking more coffee recently as I've been working 9-5 like a normal person, trying not to get addicted to the stuff :facepalm: It's only instant though so it doesn't taste too nice, which means I'm less inclined to drink so much of it.. I think. The thing is, after I've had a cup I feel fine for a while then feel super-drained. Kinda shit.
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