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POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
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Author:  Snaxocaster [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:08 pm ]
Post subject:  POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_elephant

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Author:  Unstrung [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
I have dreamt of owning a dwarf elephant. To think they once existed? Oh my oh my.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:17 pm ]
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I think it would be the moastest bast awesomest pet evar. :love:
Author:  Devtron [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:54 pm ]
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If the plot line of Jurassic Park ever becomes a reality, they need to bring that thing back.
Author:  Bass_Destroyer [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Tyrannosaurus Reich wrote:
If the plot line of Jurassic Park ever becomes a reality, they need to bring that thing back.


First thing I thought of. We need to bring these fuckers back.
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
I strongly approve , ill take two..... to eat, please.
Author:  torgeot [ Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
I would need two. I have 2 kids, they would need jousting spears and then go to town.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:03 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
It's like having big dogs but smarter and better and pointier! And they make an awesomer sound, I'd ass-you-me. :huzzah:
Author:  Unstrung [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:04 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Snaxocaster wrote:
It's like having big dogs but smarter and better and pointier! And they make an awesomer sound, I'd ass-you-me. :huzzah:

You had me at 'pointier', good sir.


Of course I would dress my miniature elephant's tusks with tassles or something of the like, unless he were in battlemode.
Author:  Snaxocaster [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Tassles would kinda get in the way, wouldn't they?

I'm not sure they'd need a secondary armament, besides what their handler would carry as a sidearm. For which purposes I'd favor an M79 grenade gun with buckshot and and incendiary rounds. Did they make a slug round for that? They should have.
Author:  Unstrung [ Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Yes, I believe tassles would prevent an unnecessary puncturing of me and my guests by my elephant. They would also dress it up real purdy. I mean it wouldn't be a vicious one, but those tusks are big and anything could happen.


At my command though, it would KILL.
Author:  torgeot [ Wed Sep 15, 2010 8:55 am ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
Unstrung wrote:
Yes, I believe tassles would prevent an unnecessary puncturing of me and my guests by my elephant. They would also dress it up real purdy. I mean it wouldn't be a vicious one, but those tusks are big and anything could happen.


At my command though, it would KILL.


Ahhh, I do the same with my kids.


Tassles and kill upon command.
Author:  Devtron [ Wed Sep 15, 2010 1:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
torgeot wrote:
Unstrung wrote:
Yes, I believe tassles would prevent an unnecessary puncturing of me and my guests by my elephant. They would also dress it up real purdy. I mean it wouldn't be a vicious one, but those tusks are big and anything could happen.


At my command though, it would KILL.


Ahhh, I do the same with my kids.


Tassles and kill upon command.



:lol:
Author:  Broseidon [ Thu Sep 16, 2010 10:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: POLL: Extinct Dwarf Elephants.
torgeot wrote:
Unstrung wrote:
Yes, I believe tassles would prevent an unnecessary puncturing of me and my guests by my elephant. They would also dress it up real purdy. I mean it wouldn't be a vicious one, but those tusks are big and anything could happen.


At my command though, it would KILL.


Ahhh, I do the same with my kids.


Tassles and kill upon command.


This is terrible.
:lol:
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