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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | POLL: The honey badger. |
I submit this beast for your approval. Pros: Fearless. Lives in a hole. Eats fucking poisonous snakes and goddamn beehives. Can eat crocodiles up to a meter in length. Incredibly foul-tempered and vicious. Solitary wanderer. Produces a truly noxious smell from glands near its anus. Cons: None.     
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
Sounds like a perfect candidate for genetic modification.. |
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| Author: | chris_d [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
The first thing i would genetically modify would be to make them not like beehives. I don't need them shits cutting off my honey supply.  That would also free them up for a renaming, ideally to something a bit more fitting. Like, for instance, Two-Tone Pointy Meanbeast. |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
I am curious if a gigantic Wolverine wouldn't do the same job, but even better.. 
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
Honey badgers smell worse and live in warmer climates. More things need a-killin' living there. |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
Hm. I see your logic. 
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| Author: | GnarlySheen [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
I could splice that with a ostrich , zebra, and a meerkat. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 5:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
All it needs is a fancy suit of armor. 
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| Author: | The Hiryuu [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 7:48 pm ] | |||||||||
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Essentially, an updated version of this:  That's right, Brian Jacques. I went there. |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 8:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
Redwall is my shit, son. |
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| Author: | Devtron [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:14 pm ] | |||||||||
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Shit. Just. Got. REAL. |
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| Author: | Broseidon [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. |
Shrews. With. Rapiers. |
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| Author: | Sardocasm [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:47 pm ] | |||||||||
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Wrong. I dare say, these creatures are perfect. |
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| Author: | torgeot [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:24 pm ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Almost. Would be better if they ate small children. 
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| Author: | torgeot [ Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:26 pm ] | |||||||||
| Post subject: | Re: POLL: The honey badger. | |||||||||
Chris has an excellent point. I love honey in my greek yogurt and tea and oatmeal, so the bees are now my friends. I love chris's naming conventions. |
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| Author: | Snaxocaster [ Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:31 am ] | ||||||||||||||||||
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Does what it says on the tin.  
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| Author: | mhr74 [ Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:26 am ] | |||||||||
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lol beat me to it 
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