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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7769 Location: Cambrodia.
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The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn.
She was my first girlfriend (7th grade, nigga!) and I have always had a megafat crush on this girl. She purchased this porn with her own money and now she's explaining to me in great detail the way The Riddler is blowing his load in Batgirl's mouth and her grunts of pleasure.
So, how many carats is your standard, nice wedding ring?
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:48 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm Posts: 11362 Location: ruining everything.
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
lulz.
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:51 am |
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7769 Location: Cambrodia.
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
She's a real keeper.
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:02 am |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7283 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
fuck yeah
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:40 pm |
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mhr74
Maplitician
Joined: Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:07 pm Posts: 143
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
indeed if she rolls like that maybe you can get her to A2M v
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:20 pm |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
I had a fucking dream that some random asian chick was blowing me. AND I DONT LIKE ASIANS
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:08 pm |
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6423 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
Tough call: Random girl = Good dream Asian = Nightmare Blowjobs = Good dream I video-taped it = Awesome
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:20 pm |
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
| | | | Tron wrote: Tough call: Random girl = Good dream Asian = Nightmare Blowjobs = Good dream I video-taped it = Awesome | | | | |
Im starting to remember more about it. It was in like some haunted house type thing and people were trying to watch. I love dreams
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:50 pm |
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7769 Location: Cambrodia.
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
Ah, it has been established that I shall be taking her on a date when I return to Washington. Victory.
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:56 pm |
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THEE HAMMER
Gayness Mod
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:16 pm Posts: 315
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
There is no price on that kind of thing.
Priceless if you will.
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:58 pm |
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7769 Location: Cambrodia.
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:02 pm |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7283 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
I always knew Batgirl was a swallower
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:10 pm |
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7769 Location: Cambrodia.
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
She told me that not only did she swallow, but before she did she snowballed it. That's some pretty damn dirty porn. This girl's got taste.
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Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:29 pm |
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Sardocasm
Tsardocasm
Joined: Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:23 pm Posts: 1649 Location: Cupcakes
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
Diamonds are only good for cutting. If you want to give the girl something of worth, get her titanium or a helium neon laser.
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:37 am |
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7769 Location: Cambrodia.
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
How about a titanium helium neon laser?
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:42 am |
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Sardocasm
Tsardocasm
Joined: Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:23 pm Posts: 1649 Location: Cupcakes
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
That would do nicely. Otherwise a centrifuge would be swell.
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:45 am |
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7769 Location: Cambrodia.
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
I don't know, other than watching Batman porn she's a fairly traditional girl. I am not sure if she has any uses for a helium neon laser or a centrifuge.
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:48 am |
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Sardocasm
Tsardocasm
Joined: Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:23 pm Posts: 1649 Location: Cupcakes
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
It may be a good idea to pass on this one then.
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:49 am |
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7769 Location: Cambrodia.
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
I will take your suggestion into consideration.
I don't know though. The whole Batman porn thing is a pretty big plus. That says a lot about a girl.
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Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:53 am |
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Sardocasm
Tsardocasm
Joined: Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:23 pm Posts: 1649 Location: Cupcakes
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Re: The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn
But if she's not a scientist nor even on the way to being...
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