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The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn.
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Author:  Broseidon [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:48 am ]
Post subject:  The girl I am currently pursuing is watching Batman porn.
She was my first girlfriend (7th grade, nigga!) and I have always had a megafat crush on this girl.
She purchased this porn with her own money and now she's explaining to me in great detail the way The Riddler is blowing his load in Batgirl's mouth and her grunts of pleasure.

































So, how many carats is your standard, nice wedding ring?
Author:  chris_d [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:51 am ]
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lulz.
Author:  Broseidon [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:02 am ]
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She's a real keeper.
Author:  torgeot [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:40 pm ]
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fuck yeah :dildo: :D
Author:  mhr74 [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 2:20 pm ]
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Broseidon wrote:
She's a real keeper.


indeed :dildo:

if she rolls like that maybe you can get her to A2M v :eyebrows: :love:
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:08 pm ]
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I had a fucking dream that some random asian chick was blowing me. AND I DONT LIKE ASIANS
Author:  Devtron [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:20 pm ]
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GnarlySheen wrote:
I had a fucking dream that some random asian chick was blowing me. AND I DONT LIKE ASIANS



Tough call:

Random girl = Good dream
Asian = Nightmare
Blowjobs = Good dream
I video-taped it = Awesome
Author:  GnarlySheen [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 3:50 pm ]
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Tron wrote:
GnarlySheen wrote:
I had a fucking dream that some random asian chick was blowing me. AND I DONT LIKE ASIANS



Tough call:

Random girl = Good dream
Asian = Nightmare
Blowjobs = Good dream
I video-taped it = Awesome


Im starting to remember more about it. It was in like some haunted house type thing and people were trying to watch. I love dreams
Author:  Broseidon [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:56 pm ]
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Ah, it has been established that I shall be taking her on a date when I return to Washington.
Victory.
Author:  THEE HAMMER [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:58 pm ]
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There is no price on that kind of thing.



Priceless if you will.
Author:  Broseidon [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:02 pm ]
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THEE HAMMER wrote:
There is no price on that kind of thing.



Priceless if you will.


I agree.
Author:  torgeot [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:10 pm ]
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I always knew Batgirl was a swallower :tu:
Author:  Broseidon [ Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:29 pm ]
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She told me that not only did she swallow, but before she did she snowballed it.
That's some pretty damn dirty porn.
This girl's got taste.
Author:  Sardocasm [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:37 am ]
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Diamonds are only good for cutting. If you want to give the girl something of worth, get her titanium or a helium neon laser.
Author:  Broseidon [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:42 am ]
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How about a titanium helium neon laser?
Author:  Sardocasm [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:45 am ]
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That would do nicely. Otherwise a centrifuge would be swell.
Author:  Broseidon [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:48 am ]
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I don't know, other than watching Batman porn she's a fairly traditional girl.
I am not sure if she has any uses for a helium neon laser or a centrifuge.
Author:  Sardocasm [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:49 am ]
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It may be a good idea to pass on this one then.
Author:  Broseidon [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 2:53 am ]
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I will take your suggestion into consideration.


I don't know though.
The whole Batman porn thing is a pretty big plus.
That says a lot about a girl.
Author:  Sardocasm [ Sun Jul 11, 2010 3:00 am ]
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But if she's not a scientist nor even on the way to being... :idk:
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