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Pendulous
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Does anyone remember this shit?

I just found a bottle that we've had since the nineties and put it in my turkey soup.

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Mon Oct 18, 2010 9:18 pm
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thats sexy

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"Made with real bits of dinosaur!"

That shit is old.

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Mrs Dash was a slut.


Until she got gonorrhea and her cunt fell out. Then she couldn't stop the bleeding, so the applied a tourniquet to her abdomen. That stopped the bleeding but shew could no longer defecate once her lower half shriveled up and fell off like a baby's umbilical cord. She ended up dying from poisoning herself with her own waste, which was 10 times stringer as she used various spices to liven up her meals.

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I've only heard about cunts falling out recently! Is this a new development in human evolution or are we just now, able to talk about it?

I think cunts shouldn't fall out.

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Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:21 am
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I believe it has only been happening since the invention of crabcore. I believe BELT has been angered with this and decided to make cunts fall out every now and again. :nods:

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