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Author:	chris_d [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:24 am ]
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Son of a bitch bastard piece of shit asshole dickball scumbox goatfucker pissass fuckfuck. FUCK. ahem. So, uh yeah, evidently Windows has gone to shit on my laptop here. Bluescreening like a motherfuck for no gawdamnedreason. Won't load into the desktop correctly about 90% of the time. Luckily, this Asus shipped with a weirdly lo-fi stripped out Linux-based novelty browser called Express Gate that has at least allowed me to generally ascertain that the computer is basically functional, and that the problem is most likely software-based. So yeah, weirdly blurry text, and no DAW, but, at least i have some internets. Motherfuck. I wonder what the fuck went screwy. Grrr.

Author:	torgeot [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:31 am ]
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I have a linux on mine too, I usually end up using it because it doesn't need a antivirus and all that buggery shit that weighs windows down, This coming from a Microsoft Systems Engineer, put your windows into safe mode, if it will do that and get to the run command type msconfig go to startup and take everything out of start up see if it boots. Did you load anything new recently?

Author:	Broseidon [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 1:43 am ]
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GOATFUCKER.

Author:	chris_d [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:11 am ]
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Well fuuuuck me. Spoke too soon. Express Gate just shat out too. I guess it is hardware after all. Maybe the main hard drive? It was sounding normal. Just completely out of nowhere slamming into bluescreen. The Linuxy thing just kept freezing and closing stuff without warning. SO. Now i am posting from my old ancient Dell. That doesn't have enough space on it to actually update anything. Fuck My Life. Oh well. I have NO idea what i am going to do about this quandary. At least i have something, but shit. I cannot afford to fix ANYTHING on the Asus. Could be HDD, RAM, CPU, don't know. The fucking thing is too unstable for me to even check any of the logs or shit on it inbetween bluescreens. BALLS.

Author:	Snaxocaster [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:24 am ]
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PISS ON BABY JESUS.

Author:	Unstrung [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:27 am ]
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Author:	GnarlySheen [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 6:40 am ]
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Suck me dick

Author:	torgeot [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 8:59 am ]
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Have enuff change to get it to me via postal carrier? You know I work in a place where I might have parts for that.

Author:	chris_d [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:41 pm ]
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Blargh. The slow rolling disaster continues. Ye Olde Delle has just decided that its own hard drive has failed. And will do nothing but beep and tell me so when i turn it on. So, my only device is to use the Asus in its crippled state. It may shit out before i hit submit. Shit sucks, bros. If i fall off the map for a bit, you can just assume that i am screaming obscenities at broken inanimate objects, somewhere... If you seek me, my email might be easier for me to access than the forum, so try to hit me there, i guess. I think a bunch of you have it already. Repeat: BALLS.

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chris_d [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:44 pm ]

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	torgeot wrote: Have enuff change to get it to me via postal carrier? You know I work in a place where I might have parts for that.

Unforunately not, sir. All my shit is falling apart on all fronts right now. I have nothing, will have nothing. Doomed.

The other hard drive failing just now out of the blue really has me scratching my head. Maybe some competing Tinkerer has hit my domicile wif an EMP or someshit?

:mad:

Author:	Snaxocaster [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:52 pm ]
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We need to get this man hard drives, stat. Who has drives kicking about? I have a 250 gig full-size internal, but it is a broken Maxtor and no good to anyone, unless you want to use it as a pedal enclosure.

Author:	torgeot [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:00 pm ]
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Chris, yours is a netbook/laptoppy thingy? Do you know if it's SATA or IDE?

Author:	Snaxocaster [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:10 pm ]
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I have Chris's mailing address, if there's sending shit involved.

Author:	torgeot [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:14 pm ]
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ahh yes me too, I sent him some tuners I was going to throw away. I knew they would become of good use to a tinkerer like him. I believe he created a nuclear (newclere) fusion reactor with them.

Author:	chris_d [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:18 pm ]
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Oi, it just dumped me again, but i am back. It is screwy, i don't know that the Asus issue seems very "hard drive fail" to me. It may in fact be, but it isn't like any other HDD fail i have had. The Dell one is just fucked up kick 'em when they are down shit, IMO. That shit is just malevolent. Anyhoo, at the moment, i am experimenting wif the Asus RAM situation. It has two 2GB sticks in it. At the moment i am running off only one of them one(and it is the second one moved into the first slot) to see if it gives any change at all. Bitches. Dickbags. Oh well.

Author:	El-Todgo [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:21 pm ]
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Well that sucks. At least you can get inside it and play around with the components. If it were a macbook you'd have to take it to some smarmy "genius" to diagnose the fault then charge you out the arse for it to be fixed as you're not on bullshit applecare

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chris_d [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:24 pm ]

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	torgeot wrote: Chris, yours is a netbook/laptoppy thingy? Do you know if it's SATA or IDE?

Asus is a fullsize laptop, G51vx-RX05, IIRC? It is SATA.

The Dell is ancient as fuck, an Inspiron 8200 , and man, i would be surprised if it wasn't IDE. But i would have to check to be sure.

Like i said, i am not 100% convinced that it is a hard drive issue on the Asus(though it definitely is on the Dell! (SUNOVAFUCK, WHORE, PISS!)), as i am not seeing any HDD failure/error shit in the logs. Lots and lots of software shutdowns though. So i am thinking maybe RAM fuckery.

Blargh.

Author:	Snaxocaster [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:26 pm ]
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I've completely disassembled and reassembled my Macbook Pro. More than once. It's probably worse off for it though. I gots some two-gig laptop RAM sticks kicking about still; I think I posted 'em in the spam forum but they never moved. They don't work in anything I have and aren't worth anything anymore so...

Author:	chris_d [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:06 pm ]
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Yarr, the macbook pro is the only type i could own from that outfit. I HATE the concept of non-user-serviceable innards. It just encourages an army of helpless retards to rise and cover the erf. People should be able to, and know how, to troubleshoot their own important shit, IMO.

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chris_d [ Fri Nov 19, 2010 4:09 pm ]

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	Snaxocaster wrote: I gots some two-gig laptop RAM sticks kicking about still; I think I posted 'em in the spam forum but they never moved. They don't work in anything I have and aren't worth anything anymore so...

Also, what flavour are they? The Asus doesn't use the newest shit, but it is still DDR2 PC6400S SO-DIMMS, which is unfortunately shinier stuff than i have in my Dell or anything else i have lying around in parts.

So far, operating on 2GB for a while now without BSOD.

Probably tempting Fate by mentioning that just now, but well, he and i have never gotten along terribly well, anyhow.

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