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Broseidon
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 Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Then I bust out some bullshit sentence like "Consider it a gesture of my fleeting humanity".
That...
That's when I know what I gotta do..
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Unstrung
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Sometimes I think I am. Then I read a well written book, and after witnessing the technical mastery these authors flaunt, I am humbled and ... and... the big word that means I am turned off of doing so. DAMMUT~
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GnarlySheen
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Are you gay and depressed? If so, then yes, you are cut out to be a writer.
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer.
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. That's an actor. Writers are chain-smoking alcoholics with no friends.
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GnarlySheen
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. lol no, thats a writer. Chain smoking alcoholics with no friends are actors. 
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Snaxocaster
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. But aren't all actors gay? 
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GnarlySheen
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Well, Im just basing that on struggling actors and writers around here....
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. The last actor I met was a gay depressed chain-smoking alcoholic with no friends, so... 
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GnarlySheen
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Touche
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teh_bleeding
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. somebody write this down. This is comedy.
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Jayhawker
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, sayin' aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ooooooooooooo, gotta..
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torgeot
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. I have a friend  wait, nvrmnd
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Devtron
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. It's not about what you do that defines you as a writer, but how you do it.
The best writers are all abrasive assholes who made far far more enemies than they ever did friends. Watch/Listen to some interviews with some awesome writers. Even when they are trying to be pleasant, you can just see/hear the asshole stirring inside of them.
So, the best writers aren't necessarily alcoholics, but they are the most angry self-destructive drinkers you will find.
They don't have to chain smoke cigarettes, but they will gladly blow smoke in your face.
They don't have to be gay, but they won't use lube.
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Norman Mailer.
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Read anyone who falls under New Journalism (like Mailer  ) and you will usually get good writing, and a lot of asshole. You know how much pent up anger you can build up when your parents name you Gay Talese? How big of an asshole do you have to be to and submit a piece called "There Goes (Varoom! Varoom!) That Kandy-Kolored (Thphhhhhh!) Tangerine-Flake Streamline Baby (Rahghhh!) Around the Bend (Brummmmmmmmmmmmmmm)..." to Esquire? Hunter S. Thompson is like asshole royalty.
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Example:  _________________Member Of The Radium Water Gentleman's League Of Luxury.
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Devtron
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Needs moar Moore.
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. *downs a shot* Thread needs more fuckin' new journalism. *lights up a smoke, looks shifty*
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Re: Sometimes I wonder if I'm cut out to be a writer. Frank Sinatra Has a Cold by Gay Talese
It groped my mindsicles it was so good.
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