May 69 phlegmatic evangelists achieve orgasm in your tumble dryer.

May 11 ambitious rabbis do their banking between your thighs.

Have your parents ever asked you to run away?

the second link has awesome insults. Reminds me of what my friends and I say, the most stupid random baboon shit ever.

Web Insult is fucking amazing

"Your mother was a wimpy vegetable who drew all her self-esteem from vodka in a political party"
"Your mother was a lusty lunch room attendant who used to drink Brasso in an inflatable dingy"
"Your mother was an uninteresting road sweeper who splashed about in the puddle of decadence in disused windmills"
"Your mother was a lost shoplifter who gyrated suggestively amongst cavemen in a time loop"
"Your mother was a primitive botanist who worshipped teapots in a vat of brown sauce"
"Your mother was an incapable hamster who was so ugly her fellow villagers had to keep her in beer barrels"
"Your mother was a predictable AOL user who gave blow-jobs to passers-by in a small tent"
"Your mother was a vomit-inducing cleaner who came to terms with her sexuality underneath a bus shelter"
"Your mother was an etiolated petrol-pump attendant who was jailed for indecent exposure with members of the Campaign for Real Ale"
"Your mother was a decrepit Jehovah's witness who wasted no occasion to get drunk under canvas"
"Your mother was a blonde eBay addict who used to go mad with a hacksaw in refrigerators"
"Your mother was an infuriating tramp who used to practice the old Jedi mind trick in hot-air balloons"
"Your mother was a disquieting lamer who was so fat she had to be kept up scaffolding"
"Your mother was an unsociable swamp thing who used to take refuge under the sink"

"You neurotic plethora of steaming lizard bums"