My guitars' names: Ibby, Gibby, Piece of Junk (Ovation Celebrity acoustic with a broken neck), Tele, Strat, Other Piece of Junk (Sigma DM-1 acoustic), Ugly (Silvertone Apocalypse Special).
That's in the order that I use them, too. Anything past Ovation hasn't even been seen in like 2 years.