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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 OK so this didn't work
So last gig I figured "let me drink something I don't like so much so I can drink it slow, so I won't be all fucked up by the end of the 3rd set." I like wine, but not in big doses, so I ask the bartendrix for a cabernet, but let me have a a glass without a stem as I need it to sit in my swirly gig on my mic stand during the set. So she pours me a 12-16 oz glass full of cabernet. OK I can milk it. no tor you are wrong. you like alcobooze too much. I managed to keep it to 3 or 4 of these and I didn't do any shots (I had to drive myself and gear home) I've done this a few times trying to drink something that I don't really like, problem is after I get the first 1/2 down, "once it hit your lips it's so good" 
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Snaxocaster
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Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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Nice work. *applauds* I have to go to beer if I want to pull that off. Wine, I'll quaff like it's water, with potentially disastrous results. Around these parts, we generally kill a bottle of wine- usually Riesling, but I just acquired a Gewürtztraminer and a semi-sweet ice wine that need to be consumed posthaste- before we go out. Of course, there was that time a little while back when I did the recording with my tranny friend where we got all tweaked out and then ate a 1.5l bottle of Merlot a piece... and then hit the bars at like 3 AM to get even more fucked up. That was some serious Keith Richards shit. 
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:52 am |
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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 Re: OK so this didn't work
Also: pints of wine and the use of the term "bartendrix"? Excellent. 
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:53 am |
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Sardocasm
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Joined: Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:23 pm Posts: 1650 Location: Cupcakes
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*applauds*
Nicely done, Sir Torgeot.
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:34 am |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: OK so this didn't work
*tipurtsies*
I believe I picked up bartendrix from you. I love that word.
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:44 am |
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Unstrung
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Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:17 pm Posts: 7987 Location: Fung lung chung
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I hate playing with my drunk on. It's like 'damnit... I DUN GOOFED. The adventure begins...' -attempts to play drunkenly with rubber fingers/slow limbs-
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: OK so this didn't work
oh, I tend to play well when just a bit tipsy, and I don't really let it get there (drunk) usually live. But I am playing classic rawk and I think that's a prerequisite
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El-Todgo
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Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:25 pm Posts: 3201
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 Re: OK so this didn't work
Yeah I don't like playing drunk. As un-rock'n'roll as it is, I never really drink before/during gigs 
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Re: OK so this didn't work
I think Im more tame when Im drunk playing. The problem is when Im sober, I get all ape shit.  @ bartendrix
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 4:15 pm |
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
Joined: Sun Jul 04, 2010 8:22 pm Posts: 7772 Location: Cambrodia.
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I legitimately play my best when I am high. Drums and guitar.
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| Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:32 pm |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: OK so this didn't work
I tried this once. Didn't work for me 
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