Mike, I'm moving out to LA to bang some hipsters.




Guess who is single again.

I can hook you up with some hipsters.

Noice.

Seriously though, moving out to LA after I graduate has once again arisen as a possibility. I figure, if I want to make it as a TV writer there are worse places to start. Sure I'll be a smaller fish in a much bigger pond, but it's better than the birdbath I'm floating in now.

Just dont be one of those people that thinks they can move to LA and have all their wildest hollywood dreams come true. I encounter people like that every day and all they are is just a huge pile of fail.

Eh, I'd be happy just making a living out in LA, or anywhere for that matter.

Fortunately, I don't have any wild Hollywood dreams, I just want to be a working writer. Also, I have almost zero artistic integrity, so that has to help just a little bit, right?

But yeah, I truly do not expect much from manifesting my destiny. I figure, this is pretty much the only time in my life where I will be capable of moving out to LA and failing. If I wait too much longer, I won't be able to take those kinds of risks.

Youll do fine, Im sure. Its just expensive and there are alot of egos out here that, in reality, amount to nothing. Quite funny

I plan on hitting them with a surprise attack.

They'll be all, "Oh look a redneck who thinks he can write." Then they'll start skimming and be like, "Oh shit, this redneck can write."

YA MAN

Which part have you considered moving to?

If Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy can do it, you best fucking believe I can.

Which part have you considered moving to?

Probably one of the parts where I will get stabbed.

I'm broke as a joke.

But honestly I have no idea.

I had to put the plan on the back burner when other factors came into play.

I recommend East L.A.