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Bass_Destroyer
Rocco Siffredi
Joined: Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:34 pm
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 All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... I went to 4 stores tonight looking for some beer so I can sit in front of my xbox here, watch Netflix, and get FUCKED UP. But of course, none of them sold any beer at all. Fuck you, all of you indian fucking manager assholes. Instead, I came home took the only two bottles of beer outta the fridge (Heinekin, Red Stripe...lol) and filled a big glass full of rum and coke. Improvisation is the key to success maps. I'll be feeling good in a few minutes.
Anyone recommend some good cowboy movies?
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... Why the fuck dont they sell beer?
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Bass_Destroyer
Rocco Siffredi
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... Dude, I have no fucking idea. I checked out a 7-11, a Quickcheck, and 2 other convenience stores. Not a single fucking place sold any beer!!! It's ok though, I'm getting drunk right now...and tomorrow I'm gonna go buy some new acoustic strings and head to the liquor stores. 
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... I woulda given those indian bastards such a hard time.
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Bass_Destroyer
Rocco Siffredi
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... Yeah I was gonna firebomb all of those places but I wanted to get drunk....so here I am.
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... The Good, The Bad And The Ugly. (the whole Dollars trilogy, really.) Tombstone.
That's good shit, regardless of your film genre preferences. Great movies.
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... or anything with sam elliott
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... This man is leading you in the correct direction. My additional suggestions: Two Mules For Sister Sarah The Outlaw Josie Wales Unforgiven
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Sardocasm
Tsardocasm
Joined: Sun Jun 27, 2010 9:23 pm
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... Just as well. Any beer you can purchase at a convenience store isn't worth drinking.
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metalfanat1c
The Cream Of The Crop
Joined: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:09 pm
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... True Grit (the original)
Rio Lobo
Blazing Saddles (for teh lulz)
Everything else listed above.
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... I love Blazing Saddles.
Pretty much everything he directed though ... awesome.
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... Mel Brooks? Ja. 
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Devtron
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Re: All these fucking stores in NJ blow.... Indeed.
Plus, Blazing Saddles had a great writing staff, including Richard Pryor who is the motherfuckin' man.
Surprisingly, Mel wrote the "Black" Bart's character, and Pryor wrote Mongo's.
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