So like I'm in the city with Alexand the next thing I know is that I fuckin woke up from a black out in the middle of brooklyn outside my fucking dorm room so I sprinted to my friend's apartment up the street....and when I get there this one faggot is yelling at me that I broke beer bottles on his floor and pissed all over his bathroom floor, but this kid is a fucking bitch and a fucking cock sucker!!! Fuck this little shit head, what a fucking liar that fucking shit cock bitch dick sucker is....I hate that little french canadian asshole.... anyway, alex can even back me up on that one.... the last thing i remember is waking up outside my room without my fucking wallet and no keys to get in, so i run to their apartment to find out what happened, and then i run back so that the security guard can let me back into my room lmfao. This guy lets me back into my room and i find my wallet sitting on my floor, which i show him and he says everything is good...lol..... god damnit I never should have taken Alex's 2 Vicodin's and drinken all of those beers. GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uh, what I meant is that me and alex hung out in the city and he gave me like 2 vicodin (at least....fromt what i remember) and we were drinking a lot, and hung out at my friend's place up the street. The next thing I know is that I woke up from a black out outside my fuckin dorm room without my wallet or key card to get into my room!!!! So I run to my friend's place up the street and they tell me what happened so I came back to my dorm and the security guard told me about how he saw me sprinting around the lobby and out the door ROFL!!!!! He let me back into my room and I found my wallet in my jacket pocket. gOD Damnit vicodin is an awesome drug.

awesome. I fully endorse this drunkery and applaud you.

I like how there is the still drunk version, then the post-drunk version.

Except they're 7 minutes apart. I'm still kinda drunk/buzzed/fucked up.

Well nevermind then.

I remember reading what I typed and was like "wait a second I have to try and make more sense of this shit." I think there was a good 4 hour period where I was just blacked out. That was such a bad night.