Happy Birthday Snaxo

So....anyone want to reclaim my birthday from the presidents?




Or wait. Since they stole my birthday, does that mean I get to be president?

I shall make you president for the day I'll alert the authorities

I do believe it entitles you to a dynamite session on Rushmore to fashion what is currently there, into a massive granite version of your avatar?

I mean, is not America founded on these very priciples, of wheedly wheedly rock guitar?

That shit is way more American than a bunch of old doods in powdery wigs.

I think there's something about having to be dead before monuments are made. And I'm rather attached to being alive.

Hmm. If you are making the monuments to yourself, then how can you be dead?

Assholes like Donald Trump have been doing it for years.

And you are about a zillion times more metal than that dood.

Personally, i wouldn't want a pansy ass president who wouldn't make first order of business in office, the construction of a hundred foot tall stone (or precious metals) monument to his own image.

That sort of moxie and taking of initiative is exactly what gets proper presidenting DONE.

Happy birthday Mr Snaxo

Also if you are going about making a monument, then you should really dress in some type of awesome black uniform with many medals. Like a few just for being born, a few for drinking a six pack, one for changing strings, just fucking awesome medals of METALZ. I would just go all out and go a full leather uniform.

Indeed. No one told this guy he couldn't. No one DARED.

He needs a monument though.


Future generations must be allowed in on that joke.

Happy birthday, you bastard!

Kim Jong Il? Doesn't he have like seven of them? Or was it one of the other billion Kims in Korea?

He probably has millions, there are only seven we know about.

Happy belated birthday, bitch.

The monument is of his father, but every single civilian in NK has at least 10 pictures of kim jong faggot in their house.

Were I holding interviews for the position of dictator, doesn't matter for what no-account backwater, I'd tell that cumdumpster to get the fuck out of my office. Seriously, showing up with neither an awesome uniform or an epic mustache? Not even prepared! Qualifications? Your dad? Seriously? You're not king here; any candyass dicksmack can be king. Dictator. You need some nuts for that one. Go home. Next!