View unanswered posts | View active topics It is currently Wed Sep 02, 2026 1:35 am



Reply to topic  [ 21 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next
Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale 

In the Dinosaur Battle Royale Who is alive at the end?
T-Rex 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Allosaurus 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Deinonychus 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Giganotosaurus 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Velicoraptor 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
The Motherfucking Mapusaurus, Bitch. 100%  100%  [ 4 ]
Total votes : 4

Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale 
Author Message
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
Posts: 7290
Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
Post Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
Don't only pick one. Tell me why motherfucker!

Deinonychus
Image
Velociraptor
Image

T Rex
Image

Allosaurus
Image

Giganotosaurus (if it comes to life I will throw it my babby)
Image

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury


Fri Feb 25, 2011 11:45 am
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm
Posts: 11364
Location: ruining everything.
Yes/No: No
Less/More: More
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
Gigantosaurus has the best name no doubt. But though huge, it was a veg, so unless it got real fucking mean, or changed its eating habits, it is not likely to last long in this grand fracas.

This is a good shot though:

Image

But no, myself, i voted for this fellow:

Image

It has closer to the size of the Rex(with longer arms too), but closer to the build of the Velociraptor. I am thinking 'twould be rapid and badass.


This of course is for one on ones. If you are talking multiples of each, it is likely a whole other story.








I just realized how badly i need coffee right now.

_________________
STOP FIXING ROCK RECORDS.

START YOUR OWN RELIGION TODAY.


Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:30 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
Posts: 7290
Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
My giganotosaurus is not the vege eater...
Image
Image
Image

my giganotosaurus would eat yours, and make big stinky pewps

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury


Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:38 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
Posts: 7290
Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
see now the velociraptor and deinonychus were in packs, so you think you are standing a chance by fucking one up and then all of a sudden, WHAM, his buddy is on your back nomming you up.

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury


Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:40 pm
Profile
Best Supporting Actress
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm
Posts: 6429
Location: Trendyhipstertonville
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
This is maps.

I say Mapusaurus.

Image


It is as big as Gigantosaurus, and may have hunted in packs, eliminating velociraptors as a threat depending on pack size.

_________________
Dinosaurier live vor langer Zeit
Sie waren schrecklichen Echsen weißt du nicht,
Einige aßen Pflanzen und einigen Fleisch gegessen
Einige aßen Fisch und einige aßen Tiere


Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:47 pm
Profile WWW
Jeremiah Johnson
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm
Posts: 5025
Location: Obama
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
King Kong

_________________
Member of the DILDO Water Gentlemen's League Of DILDOS

Indeed


Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:48 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
Posts: 7290
Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
GnarlySheen wrote:
King Kong

your monkey stands no chance again the great Mapusaurus. He gonna get rapt

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury


Fri Feb 25, 2011 1:52 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm
Posts: 11364
Location: ruining everything.
Yes/No: No
Less/More: More
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
Ohfuck. I totally forgot about Mapusaurus! Without a doubt, that motherfucker would take it.

Poll needs alteration!

_________________
STOP FIXING ROCK RECORDS.

START YOUR OWN RELIGION TODAY.


Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:04 pm
Profile
Pendulous
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:17 pm
Posts: 7987
Location: Fung lung chung
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
I suppose it is acceptable for them to hunt in packs, then? Still, it would take a big fucking pack of raptors to take down a tyrannosaurid. Now I'm just gonna go with Rex, because even if he's a bit smaller apparently he has a bit of an intellectual advantage over the more primitive large theropod.

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury.

http://nachtmuse.bandcamp.com/
http://vesication.bandcamp.com/
https://divideconquer.bandcamp.com/
(I also play in a band called Human Compost but our bandcamp is banned)


Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:47 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
Posts: 7290
Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
fuck that, my deinonychi are gunna fuck all that shit up :mad: we coming down gangland style biotches!





wait I was searching for dinosaur gang and well.





NSFW




















Image
talking about wanting some bone, :shock:

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury


Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:29 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
Posts: 7290
Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
unless your T-Rex is sporting a Tomcat f-14 like this you stand no chance
Image

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury


Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:31 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
Posts: 7290
Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
chris_d wrote:
Poll needs alteration!

do it

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury


Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:32 pm
Profile
Jeremiah Johnson
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm
Posts: 5025
Location: Obama
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
It is physically impossible, joey. As a fighter, you should know that.

_________________
Member of the DILDO Water Gentlemen's League Of DILDOS

Indeed


Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:37 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm
Posts: 11364
Location: ruining everything.
Yes/No: No
Less/More: More
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
torgeot wrote:
chris_d wrote:
Poll needs alteration!

do it


:red:

_________________
STOP FIXING ROCK RECORDS.

START YOUR OWN RELIGION TODAY.


Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:50 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm
Posts: 11364
Location: ruining everything.
Yes/No: No
Less/More: More
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
Also, best mapusaurus image so far:

Image

It could only be better, if it was bigger.

_________________
STOP FIXING ROCK RECORDS.

START YOUR OWN RELIGION TODAY.


Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:54 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
Posts: 7290
Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
the man need to be waving, but yes biggerer.

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury


Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:11 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm
Posts: 11364
Location: ruining everything.
Yes/No: No
Less/More: More
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
You are right. I don't have time to properly fix it right now, but here is a 30 second stopgap:

Image

_________________
STOP FIXING ROCK RECORDS.

START YOUR OWN RELIGION TODAY.


Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:27 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm
Posts: 11364
Location: ruining everything.
Yes/No: No
Less/More: More
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
Mainly, i just love that the artist gave the Mapusaur: people feet. Like "fuck man, i don't know how to draw dinosaur feet! Fuck. Oh well, these will have to do."

_________________
STOP FIXING ROCK RECORDS.

START YOUR OWN RELIGION TODAY.


Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:33 pm
Profile
Winston Wolf
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
Posts: 7290
Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
that is super awesome

_________________
Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury


Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:28 pm
Profile
Simethicone
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm
Posts: 11625
Location: McMurdo Research Station
Yes/No: Yes
Less/More: More
Post Re: Fuck this slowness Epic Battle Royale
Glorious. :nods:

_________________
Member Of The Radium Water Gentleman's League Of Luxury.


Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:30 pm
Profile
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic   [ 21 posts ]  Go to page 1, 2  Next

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 29 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group.
Designed by STSoftware.