Apparently this is the term for a small round velcro disc.

I think actual coins should be made out of velcro. Like, a $3 coin with Spiro Agnew on it or something.

That would be no more strange than paper money. I second the motion.

That raises the question: the hook side or the fuzzy side?

Hook side would definitely be easier to lose or get stolen, so I'm going to have to place my confidence in that choice.

You could stick your money almost anywhere.

I like it! Velcro hooks on one side, a portrait of, say, Walter Mondale on the other. It's worth 98 cents. Just to keep pennies involved for convenience's sake.

All pennies will have one sticky side and one slimey side.

if you've spent any time in Manhattan you will know this be already be so...

Yes, but I felt that even people outside of major cities should be able to share in this joy that we know so well.

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