Genetically closer to an alligator than any fish or cetacean... but LOOK! What say you?!

Snaxy is only allowed to do these kind of threads.

I've done it before with no issue. I guess it is best if I give props where they are due:

Snaxie is best for this, but it had to be done.

You said brocean.

YA NIGGA

You know, I'm the Lord Of The Brocean.

So who would you rather pull your aquatic chariot? Icthysaurs, dolphins...? Seahorses...?

Gargantuan eels.

Like Neptune, you are. You need a trident with 3 dildos on the end.

They would be at least twice as epic if they had thousands of razor sharp teeth and an insatiable thirst for human flesh, IMO.

I couldn't see them without these things.

Of course, i meant to say dolphins would be...

Dude.
Fuck dolphins.


EELS.

Eels are swell, but they don't need to have any teeth. Shit, the whole body of the eel should just me made out of fucking razorblades.

Uh oh.
That sounds dangerous.
I would need some fancy gloves to handle my minions.

Nah, you just need robot arms.

Ultimately Cam's chariot should be pulled by some sort of sea creature whose name has 'bro' incorporated into it.

Perhaps a... Brorca?

Brahctopus.

I was going to say Brahnatee, but that one is definitely better.

I'll have you know, I am pretty fucking good with changing words into brahverbs.