...in tribute from her subjects, among other things:

-Fourteen ingots of bismuth
-Camels, both Bactrian and Dromedary
-Three-hundred gallons of propane
-A half-dozen slave children, all Belgians
-A furred cloak of the finest musk ox
-Granite blocks, some in excess of eight hundred pounds
-A kilo of pure Columbian cocaine
-Several fine Canadian beaver

As a matter of historical record...

This must be true. I read it on teh intarwebz

...and it doesn't even mention which Queen, of where. But everything on the internet is absolutely true.

There are a lot of queens out there.

And thrones for that matter.

I was really hoping some internetter had already gone through the effort of illustrating Divine upon a throne of skulls, and so went in search of it, but evidently such a thing has not yet been built.

For that matter, there are not nearly enough good images of proper skullthrones out there. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Oh well, it only means that i will be disinclined to do a very good job of the thing.


Seriously though, how can there be such a dearth of finer skull thrones?

What we need more of is something like this:



Only: throne-shaped.

And: human skulls.

What is so difficult about that?