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Dumb purchase 

should I buy cowboy boots?
No, dont be a dickhole 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
Yes, but only ankle boots 17%  17%  [ 1 ]
Yes, strap on some full boots and suck all the dick you can 67%  67%  [ 4 ]
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Dumb purchase 
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Henry Kissinger
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For reasons best left unsaid I have gassed for a pair of cowboy boots for some time. I know its not a good look and that it probably outs me in some dubious circles but goddamn I'd like to rock a pair some days :poop:

so, good people of maps, talk me into or out of a dumb purchase.


Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:17 pm
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There IS only one correct answer. Make that dumb purchase. I would.

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Do the right thing, the honorable thing... :dildo: :D

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Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:41 pm
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Do it.


Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:50 pm
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Photo of said boots?

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Fuck the boots!! Just buy a bunch of spurs and attach them to every pair of shoes you have.


Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:38 pm
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I must say, that i am (quite arbitrarily) anti-cowboy boots for non-horseriding folk.

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knope wrote:
Fuck the boots!! Just buy a bunch of spurs and attach them to every pair of shoes you have.


Also, this is a far finer option. :isay:

Now i want a pair of spurred Vans Old Skools.

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Question: plain cowboy boots or really gaudy cowboy boots?

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Mon Mar 19, 2012 5:32 pm
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Plain, probably brown. We can't get any brash styles over here without being fucked in the ass and I'm not paying £150 for some boots I'd never be brave enough to wear in public haha!
Also the idea of spurred vans is marvellous


Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:55 am
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I think I might have to be initially weak and test the waters with these:
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If they work out then I might go for some half calf length boots. Its all gone wrong for me :lol:


Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:54 am
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And we have a winner :lol:
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Snaxocaster wrote:
Question: plain cowboy boots or really gaudy cowboy boots?

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as long as you wear those with these shorts, then Id say get them

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Wed Mar 21, 2012 7:05 am
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Oh when I finally man up (or down?) to flavour and buy full calf boots I'll be wearing them with camo shorts dont you worry!


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Camo shorts and cowboy boots would be... Incongruous. Combat boots or Docs? That's standard-issue stuff. Cowboy boots? :hypno: Worth at least a double-take.

The brown or black ankle ones are way more classy. But would also look silly with camo shorts, in the same way dress shoes would look silly with camo shorts. Extra points for urban or "digital" camo.

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Wed Mar 21, 2012 3:34 pm
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I can finish the look with an Hawaiian shirt and blue mirrored aviators.
This is why I'm single haha.


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That would be fantastic. I say go for it.

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Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:29 pm
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Those are fine boots.

I've been thinking about picking up a black pair meself because I could rock them at work, but I get enough shit for being a hipster as is.

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