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Post we could out-do these
http://www.cracked.com/article_19008_th ... story.html

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Post Re: we could out-do these
I can see why #1 was picked...

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Few civilizations in history can lay claim to as epic an exit as the Wari of pre-Columbian South America. Instead of falling victim to conquest, plague or a Baghdad-sized dose of Mongols, these proud few checked out of history's Hotel California in a way any nation would be proud of: through a party so spectacularly awesome that 1,000 years later, we still don't know why it happened. All we have are the artifacts left over from a people who, for whatever reason, got together and had one massive bash before disappearing from the Earth forever.

But hey, you see one big fire dance and you've seen 'em all.


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How much booze did the Wari need for this little get-together? Let's put it this way: They built their own sacred super-brewery for the occasion. One designed to produce as much as 1,000 liters of brew per day.

Which is all right for pre-partying, we guess.
After drinking themselves to a stupor, the Wari promptly kicked their party to 11 by burning down the sacred brewery, because fuck the next civilization that comes along wanting beer.
The Wari lords then tossed their cups into the fire in what is believed to have been a ceremonial closing rite for their culture, said their goodbyes and walked their separate ways into the annals of history as the faded echoes of "The Final Countdown" roared in their ears.


The Wari might be Maplitonians Ancestors....

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Post Re: we could out-do these
What surprised me more is that Russia managed to run out of vodka.


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metalfanat1c wrote:
What surprised me more is that Russia managed to run out of vodka.

yeah, that is the oddest

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torgeot wrote:
metalfanat1c wrote:
What surprised me more is that Russia managed to run out of vodka.

yeah, that is the oddest


Like, good goddamn. :shock: :hypno:

These guys drink more per capita than anywhere else on the planet, and they ran out of booze. :beer: :idk:

The Wari seem to have the right idea though. Fuck it, burn it down. :huzzah: :mob: :dance:

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How WOULD a maps Apocalypse Party go?

I mean, that Wari thing sounds pretty much right on, but we would have to go with our own flavor, yes? There aren't really enough of us to outdrink russia as a whole. Not without augmentations....

I suppose we could go the route of immense "bender-esque" robots that basically just drank all the time, but then also destroyed nations once they had gotten blitzed enough? They would need so much drink that naturally, they would be inclined to ragefully traipse from state to state, country to country, draining the WORLD of its boozemahol and laying waste to its remaining shell. What would the robodrunks be shaped as? Maybe something ridiculously cute and fuzzy? I mean, this is to be a Celebration, not necessarily an invasion. So it would seem less appropriate that they be as fear-inducing and obviously threatening as the octolaserbears, or the MP-1.

How would that go? :idk:

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