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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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Great reporting there. Dude's on top of that shit.
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Zozobra
Henry Kissinger
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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Nice. Headline is a little long, but an interesting read anyway
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Simethicone
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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'Goat man' spotted in mountains of northern Utah.Not really quite as classic without the pictar though:
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Simethicone
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He ain't afraid of no goats.
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Tue Jul 24, 2012 10:59 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Simethicone
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Y'know, it never occurred to me Norway was that physically large. 'Cause, I mean, Germany's pretty fuckin' big; it's the most populous country in mainland Europe- Russia doesn't count- and has over 80 million people living in it. I did know they had a shitlot of moose, though; Sweden does as well.
That is a paltry amount of brown bears, though. A token amount, really, as if to say "yeah, we have some brown bears". Now, I've long been a proponent of introducing large terrestrial mammals into urban environments. Especially potentially dangerous ones. And Norway might be a good place to start with brown bears. Hello, Norway; you now have brown bears. Lots of them. They are in your garbage dumps and railway stations and parking lots and all the other places humans aren't in all of the time. They will make life more interesting when you just wanted to empty the office wastebasket or park the car before the hockey game or whatever you all do in Norway.
Other non-native species will be introduced in 2013 once we've assessed how the bears are doing.
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Devtron
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Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6423 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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It's really just the pants-half-down bit that bothers me.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7283 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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I like Eric's idea. Bears are pretty much hobo's. You can plop them down and they will just start eating yer shit. That just like LA. So many fucking bums just sitting around eating everyone food, sleeping anywhere. Bears seem to be a little classier than the L.A. hobo though. A bear does shit in the woods, right? L.A. hobos tend to shit everywhere.
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Simethicone
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Are bears Catholic? Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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El-Todgo
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Devtron
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Or simply put, "Justice served"
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Simethicone
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Not so much a great headline as just plain fucked-up: Thief Robs Graves Of Johannes Brahms And Johann StraussDude stole their teeth.
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Winston Wolf
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That dude sounds properly insane. I love it.
I wonder if he thinks he is the tooth fairy.
I wonder if he IS the tooth fairy.
That would be the best.
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He probably is the tooth fairy. Stealing the teeth from dead classical composers. Aww yeah. Brahms is gonna be hella pissed though; he needed those teeth in the afterlife.
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El-Todgo
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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
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