He's a rather irritable looking bird-headed minor deity. He watches over the intestines of the deceased.

Someone has to watch over the intestines of the deceased, right?

Right?

I think he's a rather useful little god, even if he does get the shitty end of the stick. I hope they pay him well. Does he have an official Flashlight Of Office, being essentially the afterlife's equivalent of a security guard for something I can't imagine anyone, supernatural entity or otherwise, wanting to steal.

I endorse the guy, and would buy him a beer were he off-duty.





As an aside, it makes me think a set of canopic jars would be awesome to have as spice canisters in the kitchen.

I am not a huge fan of birds unless they are crows or ravens. Or one of those eagle hawk things that drag goats off mountains. Does Queefnerf do that? If he does I'm all in, ithwise he can stay if he stays outside, if he wants to be inside then fuck off. I hate screeching inside.

He is a glorified scavenger. He took the gig for free food. Anytime a maggot or worm tries to get too close to your intestines he picks it off, but he is not allowed to get them from anywhere else. With those eyes, he is probably a coke junkie.

Minor deities don't do it for me. Go big or go home. Watching over the intestines of the deceased? Looks like he tried finding an easy niche to settle down with. He definitely lacks ambition in my opinion.

This. It's like, 'cool story bro, you are the guardian of deceased sphincters'