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Simethicone
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Post Gomphotherium.
They don't make elephants like this anymore.

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I have one of those


























trunks, in my pants.

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Post Re: Gomphotherium.
I don't recall seeing this snouted beast before. Therefore, I must approve on mere lack of knowledge. Kinda like our Congress.

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I'd vote for That Guy. He's got four tusks, a trunk, and an Asian lady with no pants, according to what I'd assume is his campaign ad. Also, he's an elephant.

Who'd argue with that? He'll step on you, spear you, and there are half-dressed girls in his presence.

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Why isn't this some type of poll?

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Post Re: Gomphotherium.
what does he eat with 4 tusks?

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Post Re: Gomphotherium.
teh_bleeding wrote:
what does he eat with 4 tusks?

Whatever he damn well wants is my best guess...

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Elephant fetus's

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Post Re: Gomphotherium.
GnarlySheen wrote:
Elephant fetus's

Yes... with the four tusks he would root his way deep into the uterus and spear the tasty fetal fruit within.

This might be part of why there are none left.

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Post Re: Gomphotherium.
chris_d wrote:
Why isn't this some type of poll?


I'm not entirely sure. Even though it's pretty hard to argue with a four-tuskéd elephant, I could have at least created a poll with multiple "yes" options. :idk:

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