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I want a VHT CLX
Morrissey
Joined: Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:06 pm
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 Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys Bottom line:
Beautiful goddess of a blonde sophomore
Me = freshman, doesn't know goddess at all
WTF do I do? I have no problem getting girls but she's a sophomore and i'm a freshman so IDK.
Already FB'ed mike bout this haha just want more opinions.
_________________Map'z annoying spoiled, teenager™ <3333333 Apparently I am not allowed to put gear in my sig 
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Jayhawker
Maplitonian
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:46 pm
Posts: 400
Location: Wichita/Lawrence, KS
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys Aren't you spiritcrusher?
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Jayhawker
Maplitonian
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:46 pm
Posts: 400
Location: Wichita/Lawrence, KS
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys But seriously, if you're in high school, the best way to get to know chicks is if you have a class with them. All of the girls I dated in high school I met/got to know during class time.
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knope
The guy from the place with the thing. The one with the stuff.
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:37 pm
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Yes/No: No
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys SIIHP
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metalfanat1c
The Cream Of The Crop
Joined: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:09 pm
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys Stab her in the face with a soldering iron. She'll love it.
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys brad, youve got to be border line insane to ask for advice on here.
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Sardocasm
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys Urinate on her to mark your territory.
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm
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Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys Write her love letters using magazine clippings.
If you refer to her as a blonde sophomore goddess, she is either A) Not B) Out of your league or C) A regular sophomore girl that you have placed in such high regards that you have already made her so unobtainable that you came to this place, of all places, to get advice on how to talk to her.
It always works in my ransom letters.
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Einige aßen Pflanzen und einigen Fleisch gegessen
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys Take out your caulk (only works when sporting a good sized bone) show it to her and say"Look what you did. You can't leave this like this..."
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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:25 pm
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys "I've been thinking... you should see my cock."
60% of the time it works... every time.
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teh_bleeding
Guaranteed to cure tapeworm
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:47 pm
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys treat her like shit, and then be sorta nice to her. then she will love you. also, touching. Lots of touching. Like a wrist touch or a shoulder pat or someshit. do that.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys "Are you about a size 14?" or "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard"
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys Ask her if she has ever had her ass licked by a fat man in an overcoat.
It will show her your sensitive side.
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Dinosaurier live vor langer Zeit
Sie waren schrecklichen Echsen weißt du nicht,
Einige aßen Pflanzen und einigen Fleisch gegessen
Einige aßen Fisch und einige aßen Tiere
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mhr74
Maplitician
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys
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Unstrung
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Location: Fung lung chung
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys _________________Member of the Radium Water Gentlemen's League Of Luxury.
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(I also play in a band called Human Compost but our bandcamp is banned)
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys I love that we have him on facebook.
Youre insane bradley, really. rofl
Donald trump lookin mother fucker
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teh_bleeding
Guaranteed to cure tapeworm
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys _________________I like long walks in the snow, and conversations by tube-light. I liek techno https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMofdWLZPqs
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I want a VHT CLX
Morrissey
Joined: Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:06 pm
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys I'm a sexy motherfucker and you guys know it. (;  _________________Map'z annoying spoiled, teenager™ <3333333 Apparently I am not allowed to put gear in my sig
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I want a VHT CLX
Morrissey
Joined: Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:06 pm
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys Also, found out shes actually a junior. but gonna go for it anyways <33 fuck age
_________________Map'z annoying spoiled, teenager™ <3333333 Apparently I am not allowed to put gear in my sig
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Broseidon
Walrus meat
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Re: Wimminz advice mapz... need you guys Dude.
You are gay.
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