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Snaxocaster
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 POLL: The honey badger. I submit this beast for your approval. Pros: Fearless. Lives in a hole. Eats fucking poisonous snakes and goddamn beehives. Can eat crocodiles up to a meter in length. Incredibly foul-tempered and vicious. Solitary wanderer. Produces a truly noxious smell from glands near its anus. Cons: None.     
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Broseidon
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 Re: POLL: The honey badger. Sounds like a perfect candidate for genetic modification..
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chris_d
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. The first thing i would genetically modify would be to make them not like beehives. I don't need them shits cutting off my honey supply.  That would also free them up for a renaming, ideally to something a bit more fitting. Like, for instance, Two-Tone Pointy Meanbeast.
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Broseidon
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. I am curious if a gigantic Wolverine wouldn't do the same job, but even better.. 
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Snaxocaster
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. Honey badgers smell worse and live in warmer climates. More things need a-killin' living there.
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Broseidon
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. Hm. I see your logic. 
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GnarlySheen
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. I could splice that with a ostrich , zebra, and a meerkat.
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Devtron
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. All it needs is a fancy suit of armor. 
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The Hiryuu
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
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Devtron
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. Essentially, an updated version of this:  That's right, Brian Jacques. I went there.
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Broseidon
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. Redwall is my shit, son.
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Devtron
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Re: POLL: The honey badger.
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Broseidon
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. Shrews.
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Rapiers.
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Sardocasm
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. Wrong. I dare say, these creatures are perfect. _________________Member Of The Radium Water Gentleman's League Of Luxury.
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torgeot
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. Almost. Would be better if they ate small children. 
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torgeot
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. Chris has an excellent point. I love honey in my greek yogurt and tea and oatmeal, so the bees are now my friends. I love chris's naming conventions.
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Snaxocaster
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. Does what it says on the tin.  
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mhr74
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Re: POLL: The honey badger. lol beat me to it 
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