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I would be scared if that was a mountain goat.

As it is a cuddly and delicious lamb, i will say, nice try, weaponized food. You are still going to be fluffy socks and tasty meats.

Actually, i wonder if the rockets launching will grill the little fellow. That would be fucking convenient, wouldn't it.

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I laughed out loud

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motherfuck.

Alright who the fuck let the cat out of the bag.


On the other hand, chris' idea is pretty much flawless. Make them the army and food. Fucking brilliant.

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Release the Laser Raptor!


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I think we need to take this one step further. Instead of rocket-equipped sheep, they should be rocket-propelled sheep.


That makes me think of:

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Man that game was awesome.

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Sir, let use think this over. I think sheep are too fluffy. I propose rocket propelled armadillos or hippopotamii. Snaxie can tell you the dangers of those fucking beasts. They are just made for fucking your shit up.

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I just like the idea of weaponized sheep. I SHALL DO AS THE WORMS SERIES HAS DONE BEFORE ME.

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Super sheep - good weapon :tu:

tor, the thing you are missing about sheep is that they look very unassuming, but can still unleash a brutal yet fluffy death. Nobody will suspect them, but may wonder why they have a "supersheep" cape on.. by which time it's too late.


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hmmm, ok not sure if I'm buying it yet, seems to me like you would be launching pillows and delicious meats at your foe.

School me on these supersheeps

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Dev... You had me at "Gentlemen..."

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torgeot wrote:
Sir, let use think this over. I think sheep are too fluffy. I propose rocket propelled armadillos or hippopotamii. Snaxie can tell you the dangers of those fucking beasts. They are just made for fucking your shit up.


Hippopotamus is already a weapon. It needs no modification. Motherfucker bites crocodiles in half.

The armadildo... That could see some improvements, but there's real potential there. Bigass claws for burrowing, and the way the shell is segmented, make it out of iron or something and you have yourself a big fragmentation grenade after it burrows into its target. Fire it from a mortar or something. Whoomp! Ffffffssssshhhhh... clawclawclawclawclaw... BOOM!

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Exploding Armadillo in sheep's clothing... NOW you have yourself a fucking weapon. Foes are all... "hey they sent us some dinner meats by rocket"... NOM NOM NOM... BOOM

enemy elimination

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torgeot wrote:
Exploding Armadillo in sheep's clothing... NOW you have yourself a fucking weapon. Foes are all... "hey they sent us some dinner meats by rocket"... NOM NOM NOM... BOOM

enemy elimination


Yeah, perfect. All we would need to do is knit them fluffy white sweaters.

Or spraymount cotton balls onto the armor plating.

"aw look at the cute short little sheepie. lets EAT it."

Tick Boom.

The end.

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also Enemy Elimination should be my neckts banned nayme. :nods:

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also, this is not working...

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I present you... a Battle Stag.

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I present you... a Battle Stag.

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