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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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 Gentlemen they are on to us ...
_________________ Dinosaurier live vor langer Zeit Sie waren schrecklichen Echsen weißt du nicht, Einige aßen Pflanzen und einigen Fleisch gegessen Einige aßen Fisch und einige aßen Tiere
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| Sun Apr 03, 2011 12:38 am |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:32 pm Posts: 11364 Location: ruining everything.
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
I would be scared if that was a mountain goat.
As it is a cuddly and delicious lamb, i will say, nice try, weaponized food. You are still going to be fluffy socks and tasty meats.
Actually, i wonder if the rockets launching will grill the little fellow. That would be fucking convenient, wouldn't it.
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GnarlySheen
Jeremiah Johnson
Joined: Tue Jun 22, 2010 9:28 pm Posts: 5025 Location: Obama
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
I laughed out loud
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
motherfuck.
Alright who the fuck let the cat out of the bag.
On the other hand, chris' idea is pretty much flawless. Make them the army and food. Fucking brilliant.
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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:25 pm Posts: 3201
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
Release the Laser Raptor!
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
I think we need to take this one step further. Instead of rocket-equipped sheep, they should be rocket-propelled sheep. That makes me think of:  Man that game was awesome.
_________________ Dinosaurier live vor langer Zeit Sie waren schrecklichen Echsen weißt du nicht, Einige aßen Pflanzen und einigen Fleisch gegessen Einige aßen Fisch und einige aßen Tiere
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
Sir, let use think this over. I think sheep are too fluffy. I propose rocket propelled armadillos or hippopotamii. Snaxie can tell you the dangers of those fucking beasts. They are just made for fucking your shit up.
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| Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:18 pm |
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
I just like the idea of weaponized sheep. I SHALL DO AS THE WORMS SERIES HAS DONE BEFORE ME.
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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
Joined: Mon Jul 12, 2010 7:25 pm Posts: 3201
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
Super sheep - good weapon tor, the thing you are missing about sheep is that they look very unassuming, but can still unleash a brutal yet fluffy death. Nobody will suspect them, but may wonder why they have a "supersheep" cape on.. by which time it's too late.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
hmmm, ok not sure if I'm buying it yet, seems to me like you would be launching pillows and delicious meats at your foe.
School me on these supersheeps
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Devtron
Best Supporting Actress
Joined: Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:13 pm Posts: 6429 Location: Trendyhipstertonville
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
_________________ Dinosaurier live vor langer Zeit Sie waren schrecklichen Echsen weißt du nicht, Einige aßen Pflanzen und einigen Fleisch gegessen Einige aßen Fisch und einige aßen Tiere
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
Dev... You had me at "Gentlemen..."
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
Joined: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:00 pm Posts: 11625 Location: McMurdo Research Station
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
Hippopotamus is already a weapon. It needs no modification. Motherfucker bites crocodiles in half. The armadildo... That could see some improvements, but there's real potential there. Bigass claws for burrowing, and the way the shell is segmented, make it out of iron or something and you have yourself a big fragmentation grenade after it burrows into its target. Fire it from a mortar or something. Whoomp! Ffffffssssshhhhh... clawclawclawclawclaw... BOOM!
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
Exploding Armadillo in sheep's clothing... NOW you have yourself a fucking weapon. Foes are all... "hey they sent us some dinner meats by rocket"... NOM NOM NOM... BOOM
enemy elimination
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
Yeah, perfect. All we would need to do is knit them fluffy white sweaters. Or spraymount cotton balls onto the armor plating. "aw look at the cute short little sheepie. lets EAT it." Tick Boom. The end.
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
also Enemy Elimination should be my neckts banned nayme. 
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
also, this is not working... 
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Snaxocaster
Simethicone
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
Halloween costume.
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Unstrung
Pendulous
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:17 pm Posts: 7987 Location: Fung lung chung
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 Re: Gentlemen they are on to us ...
I present you... a Battle Stag. 
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
Joined: Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:10 am Posts: 7290 Location: in the valley of the shadow of death
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