matches his personality almost perfectly.

Also, I got a box of microphones and a fuzz pedal in the mail today.

There is totally not a correlation there.

That is my "mailin' and label'n script".

My normal handwriting, i don't subject anyone but myself to.

Hopefully all the bits are in serviceable shape. As you can see, i had to tape the shit out of the foamy thing that you sent the mics in, as the trip up here knocked the bottom off of half of the contraption. I figured, better to look ghetto than to have to fix them again next week.

So far I have used the 991 next to the OM2 with the Talman through the AD30VT on the DRRI model using the Big Muff clone and it sounded fantabulous.

I may try to record something tonight.

I remember this being the case.

Case in point:

I don't think you could create this crew as fictional characters- I'm not sure we'd be believable.

I think you're right.
Everyone here is kind of cracked in their own special way.

We're... different.

That is closer to my selftexts.

My mailin' scrip' is a generally more neatly executed all caps.

It's funny, I was smoking a cigarette on the backporch surrounded by lawnchairs.

I imagined the rest of The Elders sitting down in the empty chairs and the shenanigans that would ensue.
I think we would make a damn fine television show.


Jersey Shore for crazy people.

Confederate scrip.

I do wish that quarters still came in paper money versions.

I think the multiverse would implode or something.

Also, I am picturing one of these chairs occupied by a talking sentient sink. And this makes it even better.

People wouldn't know what to do.
Mass rioting.

And yes, The Sink makes everything better.

I support this. Also, I support coins for larger denominations.

I think we should reverse the system we have now. I want to throw down a twenty dollar gold piece on the bar and get paper quarters for change.

Man bites dog. Gay marriage. Dogs and cats living together in harmony. Bear is driving car. Game over, man. Game over.

...and somehow we'd be going on like there wasn't anything amiss about a talking sink.

Game Over is the name of my gigantic steamroller/bubbler combo..


It's funny, everyone here seems to have the same ideals in common, but if you splayed us out standing side-by-side anyone in front of us would just say "This doesn't make sense " after giving the crew a brief overlook.

FUCKING EXACTLY.

Recently i came across the money that i brought back from Germany, and i had this very thought. Fucking five and ten mark coins man, so awesome. Used to buy lunch with something the size of a US quarter, and get change back on the deal, to boot.

That is awesome. Why do Americans hate coins? Does this make me a terrorist?