They can't fuck with me and my Ganja Plantation.


My immigrant slave-children will go to war for me.
Have you ever fought an angry Irish child with a crescent-moon sickle?

We don't engage in war. Executions, public or otherwise are another story entirely.

Because historically, slaves make loyal and capable soldiers.

And the Irish, oh yes you can definitely count on them.

Children? Well known for their discipline on the battle field.

Cameron shall have nothing to fear.

You make it sound as if I they wouldn't be brain-washed and heavily drugged.

Knowing the Irish, they would be drugged.

Off of the crops. Little ginger bastids.

I wouldn't let them touch my precious cannabinoids, they would be kept on a steady diet of crackpipe resin and Cheet-Ohs.

GODDAMN.

WHY HAVE I NOT OWNED A BIG MUFF BEFORE?

Got my Triangle version clone back from teh mastrar tinkrar. Surprise surprise my workmanship was shoddy but he got it working and jesus christ. So goddamn awesome.

I might do another drum jam just to use it.

Bitches don't know 'bout my ganja plantation.

ALSO- THIS IS HIGHLY RELEVANT:

Who is on what denomination of Maplitonian currency? And what's on the reverse?

Fig. 1 Cameron Hell addresses Parliament on the choice of paper for Maplitonian currency


Fig 2 Parliament approves of hemp

Do it! I am probably also going to do another "real" one, as i have generally faded on the desire to finish the fucked up noise one i started on.

Also, the idea that Cameron's last name is actually "Hell", but like, he is just really polite, is fantastic.

And he shall be immortalized as such in the Maps Atlas.

I am indeed a proper young gentleman.

Lul... get it...? PARLIAMENT>>>? LOLOLOLOL

Also, WRT these questions.

I thought Sardo outlined the denominations already? Or was he not specific as to who was on what?

And probably some sort of ziggurat is going to have to wind up on the back of something.

I would guess that Herr O'Casm has more details, being that he is the Treasurer and all.

If we still have some sort of penny, I believe it should have a depiction of an asteroid on it (the Interstellar Tomb). They would be commonly referred to as 'Roids'.

Only that paper money is 18"x25" and sub-$1. Oh, and Jean-Luc Picard is on a postage stamp. All ideas I support.

The penny is very impractical, seeing as it costs more to produce than it's worth.

I'm thinking it should be machined from tungsten and be roughly the size of an old American silver dollar.

Also, with an Immense Tardigrade on the back. And I like the name.

Nah, this particular informational posting would have been back a bit further IIRC. We will have to ask the Treasurer himself, methinks.

Yes. The penny should be both enormous and blindingly expensive to produce, IMO.

Perhaps each one should be engraved by the hand of a master jeweler.