FUCK THAT SHIT.

Actually I got sidetracked reading lyrics for a song I wrote two months ago about killing hookers and dancing around in their blood. I wrote it while I was drunk, and completely forgot to record it.

Drunk lyrics, or A Song About Killing Hookers (And Dancing Around In Their Blood)

Look at me, I'm killing hookers,
and dancing around in their blood.
You should join me, in killing hookers,
and dancing around in their blood.

Because hooker blood ...
makes a great dancing surface.
But wear some shoes ...
so you don't catch hepititus.

Look at me, I'm killing hookers,
and dancing around in their blood.
Don't tell people about me killing hookers,
and dancing around in their blood.

Because evidently ...
Society frowns on killing hookers.
Especially the police ...
and most jurors.

Look at me, I'm killing hookers,
and dancing around in their blood.
You can't stop me, from killing hookers,
and dancing around in their blood.

Because they are easy prey ...
And no one asks any questions.
Because they whore themselves away ...
And are breeding ground for infection.

But there will come a day ...
When I face my indiscretions.
But I will be OK ...
(build-up)
Because even though they are a human life, their throats slit easily with a knife.
And no one cares about women of the niiiiiight.

(slow)
So look at me, I'm killing hookers,
and dancing around in their blood.
I can't lie, I love killing hookers
And dancing around ... in their blood.

What did i suggest that as a cure for/alternative to? I don't remember...

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=368&p=4392&hilit=killing+hookers#p4392

It would be in there I assume.

Ah, yes. Cheerio!

Devin your lyrics are fucking epic.

*tips hat*

I enjoy writing lyrics.

On the other hand, I hate writing poems

Crust punk for the hooker song. Or, if we want to be ironic, something ethnic. Like polka.

I think I am going to make it sort of a pop song on the brink of going insane.

I might enjoy having a hand in the song writing. Perhaps if you write a chorus or something/and something, and I'd make a bridge and verses or something like that.

I might try to do some recording tonight. My roommate is out of town and my neighbors don't care if I get loud

That or tomorrow before work.

I can use the Talman

I'll do the mix and sample the clinking glasses. I'll get started on this later after I work on some Garda stuff.

indeed!

I might rap to a click tonight. I think I have expelled most of my cold. I can at least lay down verses inbetween blowing my nose.

BPM: tell me once you have an idea.

Oh, on a vaguely related note re: collaborations, Ms. V and I discussed her doing some remixes of the Garda stuff, and she is down for it.

Re: Collaborations slightly longer term...

I want to do an industrial metal cover of this:



And if someone wants to lend some bloopy sounds and boom boom sounds and maybe even a little voice, that's totally cool.

that should be interesting.

Bpm: probably somewhere in the 90 bpm range? I am rapping it here at work and keeping time with a tap tempo thingy online and it is telling me 94 BPMs sooo ... I figure I could work with anything around there.

What sort of voice are you looking for?

Mostly my own, doing my midrange br00tz. If there were to be more vocalists, it would have to be something less br00tz but still suitable for industrial.



This is a good stylistic representation, vocal wise... features vocalists I listed in the 'Favorite Vocalist' thread. I think the chorus must be En Esch offering brutalization, but the verses are obviously Watts.

And this.

Well, that was the most ridiculous thing I have ever recorded by far.