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A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind. 
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http://evil-guide.tripod.com


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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
I only looked briefly, but I see nothing on Fashion. One can hardly call themselves a Mastermind without proper attire.

Leather.
Hat.
Black.
whip/walking stick/monocle/pipe/long cigarette holder/ etc
Red/purple/green as a secondary color.
Sidekick.

:dastardly:

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
torgeot wrote:
I only looked briefly, but I see nothing on Fashion. One can hardly call themselves a Mastermind without proper attire.

Leather.
Hat.
Black.
whip/walking stick/monocle/pipe/long cigarette holder/ etc
Red/purple/green as a secondary color.
Sidekick.

:dastardly:


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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
oh.. I did leave out gloves didn't I.

Also, presenting yourself with medals and a uniform is a nice look.

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
Really, that is one of my favorite despot styles.

"These are my medals that i got... for fucking being in charge, that is why."

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
Masks can work if you do it right

right...
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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
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Really, that is one of my favorite despot styles.

"These are my medals that i got... for fucking being in charge, that is why."

also, Edi was dark. I mean dark like a wet tire. :nods:

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Another correct implementation:

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Bonus points for metallic gloves and pimp cup. :isay:

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
I too, like the medals look.

"This one is for raping your mom. I have three of them."

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
yes. well done.

My little guy is into comics so he has a bunch of toys and he knows daddy like to play the bad guys.....

Now if I can just get a Krampus toy...

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Now if I can just get a Krampus toy...


http://www.etsy.com/shop/XmasWithKrampus

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
cloaks work well. As long as your not all into god and shit, then they just fail.

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
Or if you are handy wif a blade and glue, i poasted the pdf for this feller over in the Krampus thread:

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torgeot wrote:
cloaks work well. As long as your not all into god and shit, then they just fail.


Unless you are purporting to BE the god in question. :idea:

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chris_d wrote:
Or if you are handy wif a blade and glue, i poasted the pdf for this feller over in the Krampus thread:

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Printed mine out already. My printer at work is b/w laser so I will make my children color in their own horror first. Bad thing here is my kids are already the weird gothy kids in school, so they will just ask for a plush Krampus and cuddle him and sleep with him tucked under their arms.

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
chris_d wrote:
torgeot wrote:
cloaks work well. As long as your not all into god and shit, then they just fail.


Unless you are purporting to BE the god in question. :idea:


Worshipping a god = lames.

Worshipped as a god = awesumz.

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
again, you must pick the proper cloak.

This will not work
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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
My cloak would be made of baby souls sewn together with the hairs of virgins I have deflowered.

You know, evil.

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
OK I think I narrowed it down. If you cloak is brown you are a worshiper. If you cloak is black (you may have a colored liner) then you are the worshiped.

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Post Re: A glorious guide to being the evil mastermind.
Tyrannosaurus Reich wrote:
My cloak would be made of baby souls sewn together with the hairs of virgins I have deflowered.

You know, evil.

Baby souls would be so soft and tender.

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