Here was a man with fine taste in hats.

I would rock a chapeau like that on stage.


COMPLETELY

That would be trés metal. I don't see that working too well for headbanger types, though, at least not without a chin strap. You could put an eye out with that thing.

Tru Dat, much like a Red Ryder BB Gun.

The man haz a fine Mustache as well.

Hat + Stache + Huge Fucking Army = "Nothing can go wrong here guys, right?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No, i am positive that these things ensure the future stability of this region for ages to come. Even better if we can add some militant nationalism and anti-socialism to the equation.

STRONGLY APPROVE.

Quick, lets sign some alliance treaties!