Poast up your favorites.

Best ever of the modern era IMO, is between these two:



This record is also good, can't find the specific one i was looking for on youtube, but it was from the same record:


The one i was looking for is entitled Hang Your Balls On the Christmas Tree. It delivers its innuendo in a more festive and upbeat manner than the above.




What else?

Oh, the Kay Martin record, with such hits as "Hang Your Balls From The Christmas Tree", "I Want A Casting Couch For Christmas", and "The Night Before Christmas Binge", can be acquired Here: http://christmasyuleblog.blogspot.com/2 ... -what.html

It is all in that sort of 50's burlesque double entendre style. I don't know if folks 'round here dig that sort of stuff. But it also works if you make mix CDs/playlists and need something questionable to sneak into an Xmas mix.

I have Twisted Sisters christmas album. That's the only christmas music I'll ever listen to.

^^^ i wanna listen to greg. chant baked, or on some sort of psychedelic drug haha it would be sick

FUCKING WIN

Also... that pic of Kay Martin makes my nuts tingle.

Some of my all time favorite Xmas sounds come from two old LPs i have of these old superbadass music boxes:



Which, actually, are totally badass no matter what you play on them:



I want one. Would probably be relatively easy to make your own discs. I would write songs around them. On the LPs i have they are mic'ed up properly, and you can hear that they have way better frequency response, bass and whatnot. It is like a tiny full symphony of tinkle bells.

They made a really big one too, that is even moar supersweet:

What the heck

That music box is bawse