So am I.








Edit: I rarely grammar Nazi but I couldn't resist the temptation.

The Temptations:

The forum is working fine for me over here in Englandshire

That is a result of your impeccable diction.



Edited for better diction.










I am getting a box delivered to my house tomorrow. Word on the street is it contains my new interface and goodies. And it is from Sweetwater, so those goodies might include candy.

I keep getting time outs or it takes ages to do anything.

In other news, black was a hot option.

Z, where in Belt's name are you?

I would have done the same Dev. I usually haz the Grandma Nazi as well. just trying to run out the door from work.

Grandma Nazis are the worst kind of Nazis.







Their pies taste Third Reichy.

Smoke booze. Drink drugs.

My parents just got back from their holiday in Barbados. They brought me back some local golden + spiced rum



Sounds like the makings of a good night

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Went out sat in with an old band of mine, played about 10 songs, drank some makers on the rocks. Thought about how much I wanted to drill the singer. (yes she's a girl) came home posted shit here. and yes I was born on a Friday as well.

Last night was awesome. Me and my mates camped out in some random woods, got a fire going and got pretty fucking high Toasting a cookie on the fire:

nice pic. what type of cookie is such?

Just a regular choc-chip I believe. They were reduced to about 10p a bag at the supermarket as they're going a bit stale, the fire crisped them up lovely

Alright ill participate. Just got back from being in the middle of no where.






Trying to look hard because we have a gun.



Still eat like kings when were in the middle of nowhere fuck


I ripped that tree out with one of my buddies quads..... We didnt remember much the next morning hence the obvious looks on our faces


Then


AFter : My rhythm guitarist aka captain goon passed out..



You mirin my rifle?

MERICUH!

Well your camp out/bbq certainly trumps mine

Booze, fires and guns are what we DO, man! We may be losing on most other fronts in comparison with others in the international community, but NO ONE can take our booze, fires, and guns, from us!

Pretty sure all three (and the sentiment expressed above regarding their manifest guarantee to all nationals) are mentioned in no uncertain terms, and pretty early on to boot, in the Mericun Constitution.

From day one: Booze, Fires and Guns!

And dont forget the 4 quads / 6 dirt bikes with us

I'm hungry now.

The inalienable right to cubic displacement and recreational vehicles was an amendment though. Obviously.