...had a lot of un-heavy moments and detours into Psychedelic Hippy Shit. Sometimes in major keys.

And I say this as a Sabbath fan.

Just sayin'.

NEVER DEY ALWAZ HEVY

Well... take a good look at all those crosses.



Yup. Rightside-Up.

Like Stryper or some shit.

Stryper owns. DGAF

Nah. Not really.

For cheesejesushairmetal, they are okay. Tourniquet were a lot better. Especially their first album.

Jesus chooses Stryper.

Jesus chooses this:

Nothing is valid after that.

Invalid links are invalid.

Tourniquet sounds like a 4 year old child crying in horror after their mom forcefed them full of shit.

Show me a four year old who can play guitar like that.

I wasnt talking about the guitar playing. The music is fine, of course.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOJURRS SOOOHWOOOOHJURSSSS UNDERRRAHHH GODS CAMAND

Eventually they ditched that singer, anyhow, because, uh... he sucked.

I enjoy it in the same way i enjoy something like King Diamond, anyhow. Like, infrequently, and semi-ironically.

Both of their guitarists were stupidly good though.

Actually, so was their drummer. This is all the drummer, guitars, solos, flamenco-esque interlude and all:

I really need to start using the buttons instead of typing links out.

Lol howd you manage to do that?

Ah, yes, make things easier on yourself chris.

I just like to use the quick reply box. If it had the buttons, it would be sweet. Instead, it is quicker to just type the shizz in, unless i type it in wrong, obviously.

Listening to all this Tourniquet made me remember this one:


I think i still remember how to play almost all of it except the very, very last solo. It was one of the first songs i ever learned how to play 100% by ear, and that last solo was too quick for my noob ears to figure out on my old fucked up sony boombox.

Damn, that song is insane. I think hes using a pick on that flamenco part, which is a NO NO.

I enjoy king diamond more than these two bands put together but Im pullin for stryper because that cheesiness about the band is relieving. The Tourniquet stuff isnt as funny as stryper. Its almost too , therefore, cant even compete in the same category as stryper.

Hmm. Interesting thought.

Photo shop your ass right above my middle finger and ull have a dose of reality