The next morning you are left with a real How Did I Get Here and Why Does My Ass Hurt feeling though, that is the main drawback.

Yeah, and after a few years, it mostly tastes like I Wish I Still Had My Teeth And Dignity.

But as a shorter term solution, it can hardly be beat.

It beats smoking meth.

Meth just isn't classy enough for me. It is a real problem around here, but only with white trash idiots.


So I call it more of a solution.

Yup, add it to the list!

Oh wait, maybe we should start a different list.

I would suggest: "Things Less Good Than Smoking Meth."





(Hand less likely to cramp up/fall off in listing the listed items this way.)

Moving up in the world, are we?

Indeed.

I only take rich white-person drugs now.

Prescription meds and powder cocaine?

Mainly just lots of cocaine and boozamahol. But when it comes to boozamahol I drink mostly white wines or scotch. Or, when the occasion strikes, my friend's home-brewed beers. He mostly goes with ales and lagers.

I'm actually on the downhill slope of my weed smokins (my last dirty hippy habit besides the occasional dose of LSD). It's losing it's novelty, and being stoned all day gets old. Also, the less I have smoked over the past month, the more music I have been playing/producing. These are good things!

I really can't find fault with that combination, but I'd sub out the Scotch for Bourbon. Scotch tastes like I'm drinking a campfire or someshit.

Myself, I'm mostly on a caffeine-and-productivity kick, out of necessity, so it's limited the debauchery something fierce.

I rarely drink scotch for that reason, but it is usually one of the liquors my friends will buy, and I am not a vodka drinker (there other favorite). Really, I can be totally fine with a cheap whiskey and a splash of root beer

Rather drink a campfire than a Christmas tree.


Fucking gin.

Fucking gin indeed.

Johnny Walker Black I can stomach, also I have a rather large bottle at the house that gets cracked open when I'm out of bourbon.

Also, Gin? NO!

I am not surprised, not surprised at all.

Gin is a drink for men of dignity and class.

Or men with no taste buds.

It's true, I have seen quite a few dignified and classy homeless men drinking gin.

Harumph.

Ruffians. Vagrants.

Completely randomly i have two full bottles of gin on my kitchen table at the moment. The only alcohol in the house.

As i despise 90% of all hard liquor, i will probably just use it to dress wounds.