as far as i understand it, this dude lives more or less alone, and his job is a "wildlife caretaker" in one of alaskas national parks. Hehehe.

Got super stoned yesterday. Didn't have much food to make, had to resort to liquid sustenance.
Drank a little over a half gallon of milk, made mostly into protein shakes. Woke up at about 5:30am and took about 30 minutes to battle my stomach.

I WAS RAISED ON THE DAIRY, BITCH

By all means, milk is fucking delicious. Especially when stoned and after a workout. However, I think I am partly lactose intolerant. My bowels do not tolerate those dairy people.


And, dos equis is a fucking terrible beer. Tastes just like water.

Super high + Black Dynamite = lulz were had.

Why is selling and trading shit so much harder then buying stuff?

LOL. I forgot about that.

Oh, and fuck Dos Equis. That fucking beer spilled all over my laptop and now my keyboard won't work. Had to go out and buy a wireless keyboard.

Shitty weekend was shitty...

So I haven't seen one of my best friends in a while because my gf and her gf don't like each other. My friends birthday is this weekend and she invites me to the party(facebook event thingy) but doesn't invite my gf and my gf flips out over it and forbids me to go. I get pissed because she flips out over something stupid, and she gets pissed at me for getting pissed. I'm running out of reasons to keep putting up with her shit.

To top it all of, I'm on the final chapter of Final Fantasy 13 and my xbox says FUCK YOU! gives me the three rings of death

On a positive note, I finally decided to get serious about learning how to sweep pick. Everyone told me it was easyish, and amazingly it kinda is

Could everyone give me a couple songs to learn? Forget about my musical taste, just cool songs with cool guitar parts

With sweeping? Selkies is a must, of course... since that song contains one of my favorite solos of all time.

Yeah, it's not that difficult.

Despite my aching legs, squats felt pretty easy today.. FUCK YEAH! Also, deadlifts make me feel manly and overhead press makes my bad shoulder feel like it's gonna pop out again.

Working out in general makes me feel like I'm not a fat piece of shit.

So some skullcrushers!

this should be interesting... the song recommendations don't need to have sweep picking though... I just need songs to learn in general

Im so fucking drunk, and tomorrow I have to be in central park by 8:30 am. fuck my life.

fyl

Holy shit, my sister is like a bad luck charm.

She killed her car so she had to borrow the one that was here.

Somehow she managed to get the thing towed and the license plates removed. Apparently when the registration gets cancelled in MA, they no longer have to send you anything in the mail. They only send out mail if the thing is going to renew normally. Which is like, totally logical.

And of course, completely fucking great.

Now i have to figure out WHY they cancelled it. AWESOME!

Dude wtf is that shit?. They are totally riunning that place like a woman, you ask what's wrong and they say...."Nothing" and just run their heads... you gotta figure the rest... WTF

Mainly i am glad that i went and bought cat food yesterday. Otherwise i would have to start walking today.

As it is i don't know exactly how i am going to work getting the plates back from the police station where they are currently. It is like four towns over. Hmm. Hopefully i can just get Ding Dong do it with her boyfriend's car.

But seriously. a really high percentage of all minor disasters that i have to deal with here, seem to originate from my sister somehow. It is fucking crazy.