One of these, take your pick:


One of these, take your pick:


Something out of here:


Something out of here:


Two of these:


and whatever you can scavenge out of here:


You are allowed a reasonable amount of scrap lumber and/or plywood, cardboard boxes, duct tape, zip ties, bailing wire, and hand tools. What do you make with it all?

A mobile walrus-taco van.

Fuck yeah, Walrus Guns for everybody!

Natural gas from the kitchen for propellant.

(Imma need a cutting torch/welder tho.)

Also, i wonder how much gasoline all total, is in all those cars...

I suppose I should have taken that into account given all the metal bits. I suppose it's comparatively man-portable.

If not, then i am going to have to do some learnding and figure out how to make one from scratch.

Probably could make an ersatz power station out of salvaged compiled gasoline and a bank of a couple hundred car batteries... run it off one or more of the working or fixable car engines.

Where do the abandoned hospital, Egyptian tomb or bowling pins come into play?

Admittedly, it is a work in progress, and i haven't yet figured how the cursed undead work into the whole operation yet. Or the bowling pins.

But for one, that hospital would be a lot more useful if it had working power. CAT scans for everybody!

Haunted mummy walrus gunthrower?

Something like this, but real and with walrus tusks. Much of the bodywork would probably have to be made of pins, pottery and the kitchen metal.

I'd probably first have to make something much smaller with which I would use to go back to the car scrap yard, kill the owners and take all the cars I require.

First thoughts:
Out of those cars, there is BOUND to be a late 80's Honda CRX.
Were I allowed access to a adequate set of tools (?), I would drop a much larger engine in it then the stock D series motor.
I'd probably drop a beefy four-banger in there (the engine bay on this thing is real small), something with V-Tec hopefully as throwing boost on this engine would be too much of a hassle.

Also;
Create impromptu explosive devices with gasoline and torch lighters from the kitchen.
Possibly a flamethrower were I to somehow boost the fuck out of the pressure on those windshield cleaning fluid pumps...

Ok, now seriously considering the resources:

1.) Search the scrapyard for some mostly intact transport vehicle, like a van. Using scrap metals, I would reinforce it for combat.
2.) I would harvest the Walrus fat (probably using some of the abandoned medical/kitchen supplies) for it's oil, this will come in handy later.
3.) I would use the stone pottery as oil reservoirs, and use hoses and pumps from abandoned vehicles to use as a fuel feeding system for:
4.) Using exhaust tubing, and pumps from abandoned vehicles, I would fashion a flamethrower that would use the Walrus oil as fuel.
5.) I would hollow out the two bowling pins from the bottom, and fill them with oil-soaked fat and old upholstery and foam cushioning from car seats. These would become large napalm grenades.
6.) There just HAS to be some sort of air compressor in that junk yard (or maybe off the back of a fridge or freezer in the kitchen), if so I could fashion that into a grenade launcher by fitting the holes I made in the bottom of the bowling pins onto exhaust tubing, then build up air pressure to launch them.
7.) Pilot lights from a stove would be by ignition for my flamethrower, and the various cutlery would come in handy to fashion as tools.
8.) I would take the insulated sides of the kitchen appliances (ovens, stoves, fridges etc.) and use those to plate my van, making it much more resistant to the flames I produce.

And I would have a flamerthrower tank of doom.

Imagine this hotrodded with an LS1 plus a supercharger, roll cage and all-wheel drive conversion.
PLUS, two hood-mounted air cannons that fired finely honed walrus tusk darts.
And more..
Momentarily.

^Yeah they look awesome, my neighbor used to have one back in the day

well for starters I'm thinking of sporting a wonderful walrus hat/helmet much like this:


also using car parts, kitchen doohickeys I make a mobile bowling pin launcher, like this but drivable


Also using medical stuff: I need to have this

I am singing this to the melody of 21st Century Schizoid Man.

This is the kind of thinking that yields results.

I would make explosive armored lasereyed walruses trained to attack anything near a bowling pin.

Egyptian tomb is my home base