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neanderthal vs cro-magnon man 

Who would win in a battle to the end?
Cro-magnon of course, he could fashion a weapon much better and would impale his foe 60%  60%  [ 3 ]
Neanderthal would win, he a fucking animal you douche 20%  20%  [ 1 ]
Neither, a carnivore would smell the blood and eat the tastey pre-human morsels 20%  20%  [ 1 ]
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What say you?
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I'm voting for the 'thal. Much stronger, and greater lung capacity, to boot. He's a tough sonofabitch. And he should have the ability to speak, IIRC, even if his paleolithic technology isn't nearly as advanced.

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Cro-magnon. We all saw the movie 2001.

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Sardocasm wrote:
Cro-magnon. We all saw the movie 2001.

This.


Plus... Cro Magnon man = ATLANTIS and LEMURIA. Shit's SERIOUS. And REAL.

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I vote pro-magnum man.

Never bring crudely fashioned tools to a gun fight.

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If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue.

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Snaxocaster wrote:
If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue.

words to live by. hmmm :isay:

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Snaxocaster wrote:
If he brings a knife, you bring a gun. If he puts one of yours in the hospital, you put one of his in the morgue.


Epic shit.

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Epic shit.


YES! :idea: :rawk:

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That is a Brahverb right there.
I'm remembering that one.

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