Everything wrong with me. Point it out. Come on, you know you want too. Make me feel like shit about myself

I'll even help you out, this thread, for example, is utterly fail, and shows my deep down low self esteem. That wasn't too hard, now you try it (:

Go!

You spelled esteem wrong.

I think I spelled criticize wrong too. Good point

I'm a pseudo intellectual, because I lack the knowledge to be a real intellectual.

Also a pseudo philosopher, though I do have potential in that area.

I tend to look down on my peers for being ignorant when I am ignorant myself.

I can be very pretentious.

Though I try my best to hide it and be modest, in reality, I'm a cocky asshole when it comes to music, for I can't resist the urge to solo.

I show off and try to make it look like I don't.

I am a lazy fuck.

I have no common sense.

I am a bit socially retarded, though I am moderately popular.

I don't think before talking or acting most of the time, therefore, it makes me look like a dumbshit.

I lack confidence.

I am very pretentious, though I try not to be.

I am a bit effeminate, depending on my mood.

I bitch 24/7.

I overthink everything.


That's all I can think of for now. Idk i'm using this to voice my insecurities, so that it may benefit me in my life in the fact that if i recognize them and vent them, then I may come closer to solving them, and also not come off as a little insecure bitch.

The only thing that can help you in that quest is time. Trying to make yourself less insecure will only make you more insecure. Once you become an actual adult most of that will go away.

The rest is a permanent part of your personality and you should just deal with it and be an annoying little bitch.

Yep,apparently, this shit happens to every kid my age. I guess it's just worse for me because I overthink everything, and have anxiety issues, and in some ways, see the world thru the eyes of an adult. Most ways no though. See, this is why I post this shit on here. Though it's irrelevant, and annoying, you guys do truly give good advice when you aren't trolling or responding for teh lulz. You guys are like wise, older brother figures to me. Well, maybe not, but you do have good minds and provide the unbiased, unchristianized viewpoint i look for, given that my parents teach me things mostly from the christian conservative viewpoint.

Idk, none of this is really a big deal at all, it's all in my head. See, venting this did help me.

EDIT: InB4 Mike tears me a new asshole for this thread

Im not saying anything because Im a nice guy.

Come on dude, did you not see my last few posts ? Did you not see how easy it is to criticize that?

Bradley is a massive bender. His mother was a hamster and his father smells of elderberries.

cunt

Can't find a key to the sleepy silver door
I'm washed up on the shore of reality

If you happen to log into the innerworkings of the routers at the radiology center that I work, you will get greeting by this, or Greeting Proffessor Falken, or a line about a watery tart throwing a sword at you. I don't know what immature engineer would do such a thing....

I mean, if i went around saying i was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

"Moistened bint" doesn't come up in conversation nearly as often as it should.

Tell me about it. I was actually thinking just the other day, whether "bint" in general would come across properly in modern conversation with the general public, or if, as i suspect, the general public would simply assume that one was merely quirkily or accidentally mispronouncing "bitch", in the fashion that folks generally tend to hear what they expect to hear rather than what is in fact being sounded at them...

I can't imagine an American saying "bint". I would think it sounds as odd as them saying "cunt" or "plonker"

In troof, to sound it correctly, one has to really pimp that last "t" sound, practically give it its own syllable(like "bin-t'" almost), and this actually tends to my ear, to make it sound a little unnatural in American. To use it, essentially one has to drop into a vague britishenglish sort of accent for a second.

Too bad, as it is right swell as a general, not-completely-offensive term.

This is true. 'Murricans, generally speaking, Use It Wrong. Bugger seems to have made it into the lexicon of my group of geekfriends, if only due to the amount of Anglophiles contained therein.