hrmmm, if I planted bamboo in my yard, do you think a panda would just show up one day to start munching. If so, then, I shall be a planting. Plus I do not like my neighbors and nothing pisses off neighbors like a shit ton of bamboo next door.

I am waiting for my office to be infiltrated by pandas. Seems each girl in the office has a small bamboo plant in their cubicle. I would love to see a panda sitting at one of their desks just shitting up a storm after munching down their bamboo plants.

It might. 'S New Yawk; anything could happen. Plus, the panda (the black-and-white version) is about as dimwitted a beast as there is. It could roll up for no reason whatsoever simply because it has no idea where it is.

It seems like it would make a fantastic pest- almost; it's Too Dumb To Fuck, so it's a bitch of a time getting them to reproduce in captivity. It does have the advantages of being physically very large and astoundingly stupid. There's gotta be a way to make the things in a lab.

It's inefficient, lazy, stupid and mean. If it was an inveterate penny-pincher and had a thing for following rules and regulations to the letter without exception, I'd say nature designed it as middle management.

If a panda escaped from the zoo it would be drawn to your yard with the scent of delicious delicious bamboo.

hmm. Never thought of it that way, but you are right on track with this thought.

Spotted this as I was walking home this afternoon

Were that not intentional, that would make a great candidate for Faces In Places.

http://facesinplaces.blogspot.com/

It's not an awesome picture, but it's random historical trivia and I'm not entirely sure there's a more appropriate place to put it:

Re: high ticket prices for major touring acts- six tickets for Mozart in 1785 Vienna would have cost you about $900. Even playing to a half-empty theatre he was taking home roughly $20k a show after expenses. (I'd assume if it sold out he'd pocket the rest of the door.) Some shit doesn't change.

stolen from hcaf again

I saw that there and nearly absconded with it myself.

I think I'm off the webz for the night. Totally read that as fecesinplaces. Clicked. Was confused.

(HCstole because it is sweet.)

THAT IS BADASS. Gotta say.


I'M AN ANTEATER!

Earthquake happened this afternoon... it was a moderate jiggle. I thought I was just tripping on the sodium from my lunch until people got to mentioning it online.

Dude we had one too... what the fuck? I live in West Virginia. We're not supposed to have fucking earthquakes.

Pesky buffalos.

Always getting in the way. The problem with buffaloes is that they're gigantic. Also, often found in large groups. They are by all accounts delicious, though.



Q: I can't get out of my driveway; my yard is infested with buffaloes!

A: Eat them.