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That is one bling-ass fucking planet.

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It is in the VIP room with the Henny and the shorties. It was, after all, once, a star.

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That is one hellafast orbit.

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Bringing this gem back.


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I so want a case of that.

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Fuck a case, I'd want a truckful of that. I'd be downing that shit constantly, and if anyone asked me what was up, it's water, yo!

My mom has a can of this, that's looked the same for 20+ years I think at this point. (She collects, or did, pigs and things with pigs on them.) It is still, as of last time I was over there, sitting next to some plants in the kitchen. It is awesome. This specific can design. Government Pork:

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:lol: "pork with juices" sounds so wrong.
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El-Todgo wrote:
:lol: "pork with juices" sounds so right.


I repaired that statement for you.

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The guy who posted this (on a different forum I frequent) works I believe as an English teacher in a Korean school. I really hope this is real and something one of his pupils did :lol:
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Can't wait for the sequel

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last couple of pages in this thread are tripping me out.

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In Soviet Russia, zoo visits you.

And you can bet that Ruski tossed a vodka bottle, and it smashed on the polar bear's face.

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:lol: wonder if smashing a vodka bottle works on black bears as well? *takes notes*
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Unstrung wrote:


In Soviet Russia, zoo visits you.

And you can bet that Ruski tossed a vodka bottle, and it smashed on the polar bear's face.



What the fuck? :hypno:

I'm totally seeing vodkabottle bearsmash facepain going on there.

I try to avoid getting beaten and pants'd by polar bears whenever possible.

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What the fuck... That has to be the strangest video I've seen all year.


That chick's all like "I be fucked up on drugs, polar bear assrape is not felt"
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"I be fucked up on drugs, polar bear assrape is not felt"


One of the better things I've read all year. :lol:

I should start carrying around an empty liter of vodka for defense against polar bears. In fact, we all should.

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Russians are hard bastards, fact.
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Fuck Russia sucks/rocks.

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What I really want to know is why is there a polar bear prowling the streets in the middle of the day.
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