Today (in principle) is NGD.

NHSD

Umm... Fuck Yes?

The last time I tried a "new" hot sauce (can't remember what it was) I ended up having to rush to the nearest shitters half an hour later to empty myself. Funnily the nearest ones were in a posh looking Hilton hotel which I found hilarious at the the time

I haven't seen that garlic type around yet, but this one:



Is definitely fucking awesome.

I use the regular squeezebottle sriracha in tiny amounts to add minor fire to most foods.

But the garlic jar variety is a special type of crackfood.

With the squeezebottle, I prefer to drown the food in it. Napalm that forest.

Cocksauce is amazing on just about everything.

WAT?

One time I spilled some on my hand and ended up eating my pinky.

I've never seen the cock brand one around here. Flying goose is pretty damn good shit and now that motherfucker comes with extrra garlic.

The other sauce in that picture is pretty fucking sweet too. Its a less hot sriricha but with ginger in and that shit is going in a stir fry in a mater of minutes.

today i surveyed a house that has been slated for demolition.

As a recap, i am a hazmat inspector - so i look for asbestos, pcbs etc etc etc.

So our client let us know that this house has been abandoned for quite some time, and the previous tenant left some stuff behind, including food. So we were prepared for some nasty stench, but holy shit we were not ready for this.

Upon walking up to the front door of the house through the overgrown grass, i saw balls, handfulls of fur. Somebody had an animal and did not clean up.

Entered the house, smelled like cat piss. There was a rubbermade bucket full of wet - shiny wet kitty litter. There was another rubbermade full to the BRIM of cat shit and litter that was furry with mould. And two 8 litre buckets of human shit. all in the kitchen. There were balls and clumps of cat hair everywhere. it was so dank in there that the latex paint was literally peeling off the walls. Food stuffs that werent canned were black blobs on the counters. There was a jar of pickles that were literally grey. Oh my god i have never been disgusted. And it was quite obvious that somebody had been squatting there, because there was something like 30 porno mags in one room, with a couple of DVD's, but no tv and no dvd player.

Yup. Scarred for life.

Yet you'll probably have to deal with things this bad like four times a year...

That sadly will never happen with me. My 'stache lacks the capability of becoming epic. It doesn't grow particularly thick...grows long fast though, makes me look like Zoidberg. And I've given up on the full beard idea, sides get too damn itchy.

Well, obviously. I mean, that really sounds like a location to get one... In the mood.



Zoinks.

Here's a photo I took earlier, perfect for a noir tuesday.



really misty all up in this bitch today.

I helped my neighbor replace the radiator on his terminator cobra, and then got hammered and made my own cigarettes. I feel accomplished.

Creekside Market grocery store may be the coolest place to shop ever. I went in to get some stuff and they're playing the entire Dark Side Of The Moon through the store PA That shit would never fly in the UK.

Wouldn't fly in some big franchise like Metro or Loblaw's either. Is it like, some sort of holistic organic place?

Nah not really just a regular smallish grocery store. Not part of a big chain.

Missed the past couple of days of work due to sinus/tonsil infection.. Been sleeping and playing a lot of guitar, I have like, 5 completed tunes. Two of these tunes have almost finished lyrics, The Goods shall be shared with the proper authorities once I have computer-based internet access.