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I like the guy with the backpack walking up the one bit.

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Snaxocaster wrote:
I like the guy with the backpack walking up the one bit.

yeah, dude really has a lot of details in the close-up shots.

I believe he read The Catcher in the Rye

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http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2011 ... an/100147/

Dude's a fucking boss.

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Geoff... I logged into the forum to post...


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...the exact same thing.



Here he is bowhunting. For whales.

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hahaha fucking awesome. Picture 10 is ultimate suave.

this line cracks me up though "Prime Minister Vladimir Putin looks at a bear"


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Here is a man who, though certainly responsible for many bad things, can at least be grudgingly respected for his daring and manliness. I cannot say the same for any American leader in my lifetime, who are all duplicitous, low-class, penny-ante crooks compared to the stylish supervillainy of Vladimir Putin. He is the Dr. Doom to Obama's Rainbow Raider. He is the Ernst Stavro Blofeld to Bush's Nik Nak.


I couldn't have said it better- if you're gonna be a supervillain, really, be a fucking supervillain. Don't halfass things, don't be Kim Jong Il and make me laugh at you. That's embarrassing.

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Best headline ever:

Gordon Ramsay's Dwarf Porn Double Found Dead In A Badger Den


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That is fucking amazing.

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Honeybadger don't give a fuck.


Honeybadger will eat a little pornstar Gordon Ramsay.

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They think it might have been... a suicide?

Midget.
Pornstar.
Gordon Ramsay lookalike.
Found dead.
In badger den.
May have been a suicide.

Fucking amazing. One simply cannot make stuff up, that is of such high quality.

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Which CSI do you think this will end up on.

Or maybe Law and Order.

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star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go


:lol:


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One of the many amusing (to me) aspects of the pornography industry is that it is generally quite obvious that: they do not pay anyone to come up with film titles.

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:lol: Somehow that's 100% more awesome than the original non-reversed clip.


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I only wish it showed them putting the car back down before it looped.

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chris_d wrote:
One of the many amusing (to me) aspects of the pornography industry is that it is generally quite obvious that: they do not pay anyone to come up with film titles.


Hey, I thought Anal Bitches 9 conveyed the film's stark minimalism and existential angst quite well? :idk:



I was really disappointed clicking on their bizarre celebrity deaths whatnot. Accidents, overdoses, murders and suicides. Pretty run-of-the-mill deaths by misadventure. The only one that qualified as bizarre was Steve Irwin. And, to be fair, he did work with dangerous wild animals, but death by stingray is pretty fucking unusual. Well, I suppose Brandon Lee qualifies, too. Accidental shootings tend to occur with real live ammunition versus a functional weapon made accidentally by a dummy round and a blank.

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death by misadventure sounds like the best thing to have on a gravestone. Only if it happened doing something awesome like... er... going on an epic adventure. Not weird sex stuff :red:


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El-Todgo wrote:
death by misadventure sounds like the best thing to have on a gravestone. Only if it happened doing something awesome like... er... going on an epic adventure. Not weird sex stuff :red:


Disagree. If you can figure out how to die from: some weird enough sex stuff that even your loved ones feel the world should know about via its inscription on your gravestone, well, i think one would have to mark that one down in the Win column. :red:

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What like trying to set the world record for the most ass to mouths in an hour as the recipient?


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