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Zozobra wrote:
What like trying to set the world record for the most ass to mouths in an hour as the recipient?



That one might say more about your loved ones than the weirdness of the sex act?

I am thinking more like "Attempted gang bang with Empire State Building, Brooklyn Bridge, herd of bison."

You know, 'How the fuck does that even WORK?' kind of shit.

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ok that would be a pretty funny thing to have engraved :lol:
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Where in the building or on the bridge are the bison? Or are they just in yer buttocks? All of them.

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Snaxocaster wrote:
Where in the building or on the bridge are the bison? Or are they just in yer buttocks? All of them.


I DON'T EVEN KNOW! THAT IS HOW FUCKED UP IT IS.

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http://www.newlaunches.com/archives/ans ... l_wall.php

Oh and I've found the official Maplitonians Bible.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zebroid gnar

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That zebroid/zorse shit is awsum:

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fuck. yes.
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and I've never tried this because I've never seen it anywhere, but judging by what you guys say about it, this should be pretty handy:

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I've always wondered why the food pyramid commanded me to eat like, twice as much as I do.

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El-Todgo wrote:
and I've never tried this because I've never seen it anywhere, but judging by what you guys say about it, this should be pretty handy:

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Overkill. Im using this stuff right now but I dont see the point of that, unless my cats were acting up and I wanted to hit them with a shot of this.

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bears fighting then taking a huge shit while fight. doesnt get any more alpha


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You might as well mute it. Ignore the girls, watch the kid on the couch.

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A ponderously large onion.

It seems the pic is also very large. Right click > View image

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whatthefuck :panic: :panic:

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Yarp, goblin sharks are SRS BIZ.

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Unstrung wrote:


You might as well mute it. Ignore the girls, watch the kid on the couch.


I've seen this before but WTF is going on with that fat kid. I LOL IRL when he landed face down on the floor and didn't get back up. then he struggled to get his fat ass back on the couch. STOP FEEDING THIS KID MCFRIES!!!!

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Ha! My sister sent me this one day:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/sriracha
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