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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
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 Re: The Chris Thread
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| Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:11 am |
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metalfanat1c
The Cream Of The Crop
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 Re: The Chris Thread
 Fucking Ukrainians are talented...
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| Sun Jan 15, 2012 10:06 pm |
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torgeot
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:31 pm |
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torgeot
Winston Wolf
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ok where the fuck is this? 
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:37 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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702 area code says Las Vegas?
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 1:57 pm |
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chris_d
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:00 pm |
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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:44 pm |
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Snaxocaster
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 Re: The Chris Thread
I have long wondered what, exactly, an alligator alleges.  I would assume England or Australia re: the pub? Obviously nowhere in The States. But where? Re: zombie apocalypse (the dinosaur up-top makes it) - shotgun fulla flares (slugs or exploding rounds on hand), bayonet. And a proper walnut stock, preferably with no recoil pad, to use as a blunt-force object.
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:02 pm |
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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
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If I've learnt anything from L4D, it's that zombies love them some beeping pipe bombs.
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:27 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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For serious, on the eve of the zombie apocalypse, the main thing, if Left 4 Dead can be taken as accurate zombie reconnaissance material, is to construct the largest possible car alarm/explosive device in the center of the country, let the fuckers swarm it for a few months and then incinerate the whole fucking state. Easiest zombie apocalypse survival evarrr.
We are hardly using Kansas and Missouri anyhow, no big loss to turn one/both into radioactive deadzone if it means quick zombie eradication.
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:45 pm |
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Snaxocaster
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It's not like we'd be missing anything. Though I wouldn't mind one of these just in case. Though a Dinosaur Apocalypse might be more appropriate:  |  |  |  | Quote: Among other weapons, I had an extraordinary rifle that carried a half-pound percussion shell; this instrument of torture to the hunter was not sufficiently heavy for the weight of the projectile: it only weighted twenty pounds, thus with a charge of ten drachms [270 grains] of powder and a HALF-POUND shell, the recoil was so terrific, that I spun around like a weathercock in a hurricane. I really dreaded my own rifle, although I have been accustomed to heavy charges of powder and severe recoils for some years. None of my men could fire it, and it was looked upon as a species of awe, and it was name "Jenna-El-Mootfah" (Child of a Cannon) by the Arabs, which being a far too long of a name for practice, I christened it the "Baby", and the scream of this "Baby" loaded with a half-pound shell was always fatal. It was too severe, and I seldom fired it, but it is a curious fact that I never shot a fire with that rifle without bagging. The entire practice, during several years, was confined to about twenty shots. I was afraid to use it, but now and then as it was absolutely necessary, it was cleaned after months of staying loaded. On such occasions my men had the gratification of firing it, and the explosion was always accompanied by two men falling on their backs (one having propped up the shooter) and the "Baby" flying some yards behind them. This rifle was made by Holland & Holland, of Bond Street, and I could highly recommend it for the Goliath of Gath, but not for the men of A.D. 1866 |  |  |  |  |
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 5:53 pm |
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chris_d
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 |  |  |  | Snaxocaster wrote: It's not like we'd be missing anything. Though I wouldn't mind one of these just in case. Though a Dinosaur Apocalypse might be more appropriate:  |  |  |  | Quote: Among other weapons, I had an extraordinary rifle that carried a half-pound percussion shell; this instrument of torture to the hunter was not sufficiently heavy for the weight of the projectile: it only weighted twenty pounds, thus with a charge of ten drachms [270 grains] of powder and a HALF-POUND shell, the recoil was so terrific, that I spun around like a weathercock in a hurricane. I really dreaded my own rifle, although I have been accustomed to heavy charges of powder and severe recoils for some years. None of my men could fire it, and it was looked upon as a species of awe, and it was name "Jenna-El-Mootfah" (Child of a Cannon) by the Arabs, which being a far too long of a name for practice, I christened it the "Baby", and the scream of this "Baby" loaded with a half-pound shell was always fatal. It was too severe, and I seldom fired it, but it is a curious fact that I never shot a fire with that rifle without bagging. The entire practice, during several years, was confined to about twenty shots. I was afraid to use it, but now and then as it was absolutely necessary, it was cleaned after months of staying loaded. On such occasions my men had the gratification of firing it, and the explosion was always accompanied by two men falling on their backs (one having propped up the shooter) and the "Baby" flying some yards behind them. This rifle was made by Holland & Holland, of Bond Street, and I could highly recommend it for the Goliath of Gath, but not for the men of A.D. 1866 |  |  |  |  |
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Snaxocaster
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Ah, yes, the two-bore. As fine an instrument of WTF, man?! as ever developed. If one ever needs to shoot, say, a Tyrannosaurus or anything else that is not made out of metal, this is your man.
Roughly as powerful as one could go without being a rocket-propelled apparatus. People back in the day... were not stupid.
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| Mon Jan 16, 2012 6:12 pm |
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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
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El-Todgo
Michael Anthony Fanclub President
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 One does not simply charge through Mordor with laser equipped bears. Oh wait, yes they do. Laser Equipped Bears is yet another good band name I've poasted on this forum 
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| Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:33 pm |
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chris_d
Winston Wolf
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Frrlz, the trilogy would have been over in about five minutes if they just used some motherfucking laserbears.
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| Tue Jan 17, 2012 4:02 pm |
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metalfanat1c
The Cream Of The Crop
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Snaxocaster
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I like the last one. I, the people I've lived with over the years, and my band tend to be pro-spider. They provide a function and stay out of the way. If they are in an awkward or inconvenient place they are reassigned to a new position, often outside where there is more food for them. The windows at the Snaxodrome do not have screens; it is an old building, and the very large, very very heavy windows are designed for both light and heat. It can easily hit well into the 70s in our (band's, not public) lounge room in the winter from how the sun hits the building without anyone turning up the heat anywhere in the building. The summer can be downright blistering, to the point I've brought a change of clothes. There is something to be said for the notion of not making it like they used to, and all the preserved architecture in this city proves a point. I live in it. There was a pretty impressive web in the 'drome lounge for a while. Oddly, I never saw the spider. But I digress. There is the occasional spider. In return for their services, they are left alone. Especially as the persons I've lived with are keepers of plants. If they are found in bedrooms or bathrooms they are moved; non-human or non-feline personages not allowed.
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Unstrung
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Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 1:17 pm Posts: 7987 Location: Fung lung chung
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I certainly am pro-spider. People need to stop being such irrational fucking pussies.
Serious. Don't get me started on HCAF and their monthly 'I saw a scary spider' threads.
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Snaxocaster
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 I remember those. The climate here doesn't support any that are really visually shocking, merely some that are large-ish. Which isn't very big here. A former co-worker of mine kept an African bird-eating spider as a pet. A very strange man with a very big spider.
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