Sir, I hate to point this out, but I think their may be an issue with your plane.

That's one of those pictures where the longer you stare the less sense it makes.

I didn't even notice the oompa loompas to start with.

Massive Jew Speaker?

holy cow. that's a serious speaker, even if it's unpossible.

that magnet would be SO unmoveable.. and standing it up? hrmph. doomed stairs, and there'd be gory pacemakers that'd exploded from the chests of grumpy old men from miles around all over it.

I've long wanted to experiment with sub-octave bass guitar a bit more. I think I've found an essential component of my rig.

Lolz, coke is nothing like this

It was the '70s, man. Everything was like that in the '70s.

This, is just as fantastically sketchy in implementation as i would have hoped:

I was talking with an old friend earlier who's from CT. For whatever reason, I remembered this isn't too far from her mom's house:

Tchaikovsky ("an old poof who wrote tunes") disses the guy recording this in favor of Edison after the ladysinger sings: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Tchaikowsky_%26_Anton_Rubinstein_%26_friends%281890%29.ogg Production quality, admittedly, is sketchy, but to be fair, it's 1890.

Also, re: Edison, he hires a rival who's patenting electrical things left and right 'cause his backers want this d00d out of the picture. Makes him an offer he can't refuse, a fucklot of money and sends him to Europe as a researcher under the conditions he can't patent anything electrical while in Edison's employ. Well, it's no Tesla's Death Ray, but this d00d is Hiram Maxim and while in Europe with Edison footing the bill, he invents the machine gun.

This would be a solar panel and a satellite dish outside a yurt in Goddamn, Mongolia.



So if herding goats in Ballsack, Middle-Of-Nowhere is your bag but you still want the conveniences of the modern world...

Are they paying for service? Buggered if I know. But it's still probably more trouble than it's worth for Time Warner to call in a drone strike on your hut, so you're safe, for now.

Someone posted this in r/paranormal as apparently there is an uninvited guest showing up in the image.

So today I learned that Snaxie is a ghastly easter intruder.

It is an often-overlooked True Historical Fact that the British employed sentient kangaroos as troops in the First World War.