Is a Marshall JCM 800 a ham and cheese sandwich?

Ham & Swiss with mushroom.

Didn't Frank Zappa say Steve Vai's tone was like "an electric ham sandwich"?

This map = sammich thing is interesting.

Mesa Mark? 5150? Superlead? Twin? VH4? Spider combo?

Woke up with more cash in my wallet than I started the night with.

That is like Christmas, Part II.

As long as you can't remember what you had to do for it, it is a win.

Unless it was something tranny-related. Then the lost memory would just be an unfortunate trade-off. But at least you have the money.

That happened to me on Friday. I hope it happens again tonight

I didn't trade any sexual favors for it. I walked out of a diner and found some cash laying on the ground, then found more cash in the back seat of the cab I took to get home.

But there was plenty of black out drunken goodness going on last night.

Well, it could be from a Legitimate Business Transaction, like gambling or selling methamphetamine.

I am slowly turning my brain into a mushy stew with frequency/EQ/opamp/math knowledges.

You could be turning your brain into a mushy stew with a sharpened spoon inserted behind the left ear, so I suppose things could be worse?

What are you planning on building, anyhoo?

Probably something that isn't possible. Actually, a few different things, but at the moment a possibly impossible distortion/fuzz/od/eq. What makes it possibly impossible, is that i am trying to make it work with a possibly too-simple Violence Engine at its core.

Also: Regarding my beardlength: it is currently exceeding my normalhairlength.

Too bad it cannot last (because it is getting proper annoying for eating/drinking). Because it is also ridiculous.

Equally unfortunate, is that the most annoying part of it for practical day-to-day functionality, is the ridiculous mustache. Otherwise i would be inclined to just remove the rest of it and leave that most fantastical part, intact.

The 5150 would be a steak & cheese with honey mustard (LAWL BEES)

There's something very rewarding about smoking shit you have grown yourself, especially when it's super dank. I have spent 22 hours trimming plants in the past 3 days alone, and about 20 or so more spread out over the last week before that. My parents are smelling it on me when I don't even have bud on me and not having smoked for hours. My dad could smell it on me this morning from the night before. I haven't been talking about it much for obvious reasons, but it is legal on state level if one sticks to the legal grow limit and only sells the harvest to certified marijuana dispensaries or is used within the collective of the grow, which is with a maximum of 15 plants for one member, and no more than three members. I might include pictures and a bunch of detailed info for anyone who finds it as fascinating as I do in the more private part of our forum. I figure not a lot of people see this forum and I don't have much to worry about, but no reason to just post it out in the open all devilmaygiveafuck-like.

But I must say: This specific strain we grew, we're calling it John Doe, is getting pretty tasty as it's curing (just in it's second day). Super killer sativa brain destruction. Kind of a sweet, fruity taste. I've got a bunch of little .3 gram nuggers of that that I've been smoking in the mornings only to stretch it out. Really interesting plant, surprised it's taking on a purple-y sheen, that's fairly uncharacteristic of a plant that looks like it. Very sativa dominant, spaced out branches and slender. More like a tree, whereas indica strains grow more shrub or bush-like. Usually indica strains are the purple-y ones, but there are exceptions. Like this and a few other strains, like Purple Trainwreck. But we have no idea what this strain really is besides an odd and possibly made up backstory of it being an isolated and genetically pure 70's strain. It's possible, it feels super heavy sativa, possibly even 100%. With all of the plant fucking that people have been practicing over the past 30 years there are veeeeery few examples of pure indica or pure sativa strains, just indica dominant or sativa dominant hybrids. Anyways, I am sort of ranting. It's just I have never talked about the Science! aspect of weedz on here. And I think you dudes would actually find it pretty interesting, even if you don't smoke ganja.

Jealous of your laws. I don't even know what they are here, and if you ask any stoner they'll you they don't either or something you'd never heard of, basically it's fubar.

That's an early harvest. Indoor? What kinda grow rig are you running?

Apparently the bassist from Warrant really digs my band and offered us a distro deal? He is vaguely related to my drummer. This is rather strange.

These plants have been growing for awhile, it ended up being around 75 or 80 days. And yes, indoor. It was half soil and half hydro. There were 10 hydro plants (complete and utter failures due to using fish rock as the medium) that was one John Doe and nine Grand Daddy Purple plants, those are all going into bubble hash production besides the tops. Then we had about 15 soil plants. Harvested the last of that yesterday. That consisted of AK-47xSuper Skunk primarily, Elephant, God Bud, Hog and one John Doe plant. All in all, we might yield only a half pound or so. We got sick clones, they were very yellow-y as they entered the bud stage and one of the AKs got mildew and spread it around. Also they clones were hermaphroditing themselves and there are some seeds. We used premium nutrients though in all stages of growth, so the buds are crystally as fuck. Low yield because of shitty genetics, we suspect they had been cloned out too many times, but very potent medicinal grade bud. Long story about why fish rocks were used as the medium and why the clones are shit, all of which pertains to one human being, but that man is not receiving any money for his efforts or his clones. I'm stoked though, this next crop is about to be some serious kill.

Are you doing this indoors or outdoors? Or is that better left unsaid?

I don't smoke pot, but the plant-growing sciency bits are interesting, as an occasional tender to other people's vegetation. You could be growing wheat or whatever and I'd be as curious just to hear you talk about it.

Someone on here should grow a crop of wheat. (Or equivalent.) Indoors or in a suitably non-rural area. I could probably fit a fair amount of corn in my living room, say.

It's indoor, but we have debated hiding some autoflowering plants somewhere outside that would not be fucked with by the public. It is illegal here though, indoor grows only. So it is unlikely we will be going for it. Probably wouldn't yield much anyways with the inconsistent sun we get here.

Rant: Next crop will be limited to a very tight, controlled test run of 6 hydro clones of a suitable strain. We are likely going to be choosing a heartily growing sativa strain with notably high THC percentage. OG Kush, AK-47, Trainwreck, Jack's Cleaner and Alaskan Thunder Fuck are the main ones we are considering. The medium for this system will be pearlite, opposed to the fish rocks we used in the previous hydro grow. As I said, the asshole we got the weak clones from told us that fish rock was what he used in his systems, and he had these big jars of super dank he was toting as his own. To sum it up, fish rock doesn't work for shit because it's too heavy and restrictive, the roots have nowhere to go and ball up. Whatever the roots are doing down below is what the plant will do above, a busy ball of roots is going to result in a busy, tangled up plant. Super bushy plants like that are prone to mildew and mold and don't get the same amount of sunlight to the buds and fan leaves surrounding them that an airy plant will. Thus the sativa choice, and also because it is conveniently my favorite of the two species.

As I said before, I am very enthusiastic about what this next crop will look like. If the buds from the best of what is for all intents and purposes a complete failure are truly fine buds, then I have no fucking idea what a grow with no hangups or snags and ideal grow conditions throughout completely could yield. During this whole grow we were saying to ourselves, "We're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked, we're fucked" when we were seeing leaves that were symptomatic of hermaphrodit-age and the seeds that followed on a good amount of the buds. Yet, the end product is still very respectable in terms of crystal content, high and aroma/flavor. Yield is completely fucked, with the amount of plants we had we should have had several pounds, but it is what it is. We have learned a lot and are about to go hard as fuck.

Honestly man, IMO fuck hydro. It's too easy to screw up, unless you totally LIVE this shit. Organic grow is where it's at, if you are going for quality and not pure yield. Get them a fat pot full of rich soil and they'll do great and taste great too. I also don't necessarily equate size of yield as the first determining factor for quality of genetics... I'm more impressed by the flavour or the type of high. I guess a good way to go is do a high yielding strain for the $$ and then some organic buds of some fruity yummy head candy weed for the personal stash...

What manner of lighting? HPS lights? How many watts?

So this is happening in someone's house? Sneaky. I eagerly await the day I can do that. Also, would you be interested in acquiring seeds of a strain someone shared with you a year or two ago through the mail?