Gourd calabash straight all the wayz. That is some viking shit.

Yarr, imma keep it for a spell at least. My mom is visiting at the end of the month. If it bugs her a lot i might clear it out the rest of the way, because i like my mom and we will be motoring about in public. But, on the other hand, she is coming to see the Tall Ships, and if anything, the current hairshape is more or less period appropriate.

She has already threatened to wear a (old school Horatio Hornblower style) captains hat and coat(oh yes we are very much related). In a way, my oddbeard might match.

We will see.

Like, if my mom wants to go out in public like this:



My oddass facehairs would probably be acceptable, you know?

Haha! It's funny how even if you have huge differences with your family members, you also have so much in common anyway, but in the most random ways.

I mean speaking for myself, I'm sort of some useless muso or something, and my dad is all a proper career computers guy. But we both like sci fi stuff. Real sci fi stuff, that is.

Yarr, my mom is a little crazy, but pretty awesome.

Brainwise, she and i are actually a lot alike in that sort of oddway you speak of.

I missed this poast the first time around, but: the itch totally fades away into nothingness if you can make it through that earlyawkwardbeard stage.

Drinks with that girl went pretty terribly She was being pretty flirty but then at the same time acting like she wanted to go home every now and then (but I wasn't invited), seemed a bit nervous or something Still meeting in town on Saturday night though I think so perhaps things will go better when we're both smashed

Todge, In situations like this, I find it best to just take your junk out, and put it on the table, then say "What'r you gonna do about this?"

Why waste time....


hmm, maybe I'm not the best one to take relationship advice from.

re: Hornblower hat. That is far too awesome. Would be nice if you could manage some beads in your beard a la Keith

E-rack hath sent me dem reampz... And they sound fucking excellent.

Just watched that film The Raid. Holy fucking awesome just about sums it up



she does seem like she might be a bit crazy so this could just work.

Well, today is to be my last day smokin' duh weedz. I have been tapering down significantly, smoking once every couple of days and only at night. But now I must cut it out completely, but I think I'll be alright as long as I keep busy.

Fill the void with delicious alcohol and cigarettes.

"Like", as it were.

I went on a booze fuelled adventure last night. Stopped at a bed and breakfast in the ghettos of liverpool. Drank copious amounts of booze and partook in the sacred rites of the 3 hammers. Ended up on a beach in 70 mph winds which resulted in a near perfect rendition of the earth song. Rescued a friend from quick sand. Formed a barber shop quartet which exclusively sings seals kiss from a rose, of which each member was to do their parts in a celebrity style. I was james hetfield, the other assignments were elton john, david bowie and phil colins. Made friends with some scrotes on a train. Totally forgot train journey. Got up in time for breakfast. Somehow got home. I will shortly be departing for a leaving do where further adventures await.

I approve of every detail, particularly singing Seal and being drunk

I feel like everyone here that complains about Washington weather and the general area needs to GTFO and go to California, which is where the lot of them all admittedly want to go anyways. I don't see myself ever wanting to leave this state.

Or they should come to SC in the dead of summer and sweat their balls off in 100 degree weather with 90% humidity.

Fuckin' swamp people style.

That would probably be preferable considering you don't have excessive pollution and over population.

No. They should come here. Here where they shall both freeze and swelter.

Or better yet, they could just shut the hell up because living in Washington is probably pretty sweet.